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  1. hannah143 hannah143
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:19am UTC
    Mom: What did you do with your friends last night?
    Reality: Ran through the neighborhood, ding dong ditched, prank called, ate all their food, went on Omegle, played dress up, made up a dance, bawled our eyes out and talked about our feelings, Facebook stalked our teachers, cinnamon challenge.
    Me: Oh you know, just talked and stuff.

  2. fieldhockeychik12 fieldhockeychik12
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:02am UTC
    ✌ Peace out girl scout.
    nmf


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  4. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    When you have so much on your mind, and you can't even sleep.

  5. napoli3 napoli3
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    You Laugh Because Im Different, I Laugh Beacuse Your All The Same.

  6. SarahLovesCookies SarahLovesCookies
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Let's play truth, or dare.Oh wait, never mind...Let's just play dare cause nobody tells the truth anymore:(
    Format by twilightgirl995
    Image 5 of 6

  7. fieldhockeychik12 fieldhockeychik12
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Arms are for hugging.
    Boys are for kissing.
    Sl*ts are for dissing.
    And best friends are for when
    the boy is kissing the sl*t
    and all you really need is a hug❤
    nmq

  8. Norgs24 Norgs24
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    If only,
    PCA exsisted.

  9. skylababe101 skylababe101
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    When the librarian at your school comes around with the over due book list
    and you slowly walk away...
    I still owe her that dumb Shaq and the Beanstalk book. It's only 5.00$, but still....
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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  11. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    CROCS
    THE SIMPLEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL
    Partial credit to kaepow

  12. Ally143 Ally143
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    ♥TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party andshe ended up staying longer than sheplanned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraidbecause it was a small town, and she livedonly a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elmtrees, Diane asked God to keep her safe fromharm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was ashort cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley shenoticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray,asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietnessand security wrapped round her, she felt asthough someone was walking with her.when she reached the end of the alley,she walked right past the man and arrivedhome safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley justtwenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy andthe fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and tohelp this young woman, she decided to go to thepolice station.She felt she could recognize the man,so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed outthe man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had beenidentified, he immediately broke down and confessedThe officer thanked Diane for her braveryand asked if there was anything they could dofor her She asked if they would ask the man one question.Diane was curious as to why he had notattacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.She had two tall men walking on either side of her.Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?Repost this if you trulybelieve in GodPS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this(PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. fieldhockeychik12 fieldhockeychik12
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    STOP
    hating yourself for everything you aren't. START
    loving yourself for everything you are❤
    nmf

  14. skylababe101 skylababe101
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Me: *opens pack of gum in class*
    All kids in class: *Instant stampede*

  15. Lilly549 Lilly549
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:14am UTC
    Am i the only one who has conversations with people that i dont know that well that consist of "mhm" and
    "haha" and nodding my head?

  16. xlonglivex xlonglivex
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I'm seriously going to add YOLO to everything I say, to show people they sound like idiots..YOLO!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
    me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
    smartphowned.com

  19. sfishface1313 sfishface1313
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:41am UTC
    rules for texting a girl
    1) dont take 40 minutes to reply
    2) use good grammar
    3) ask questions
    4) use the :) face

  20. skylababe101 skylababe101
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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