sUmmErBaBy143's Favorites

zebracase
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 4:36pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 55 points

cheer71697
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 11:16am UTC

KIWAN
- Chris

👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 17 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 8:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 523 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 7:05pm UTC

Stupid Questions #62
teacher: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IN TWO SECONDS?
me: a hug? (:

👍 this is good · read the comments · 725 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
November 9, 2010 6:15pm UTC

"have a nice day"
"don't tell me what to do."
drake and josh (:

👍 this is good · read the comments · 919 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 7:32pm UTC

GOT SWAG?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 79 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 7:15pm UTC

Stupid Questions #70
dad: what do you want for christmas?
me: a puppy.
dad: well your not getting a puppy. what else do you want?
me:... a puppy.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 285 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 8:27pm UTC

jackson: "what's 2+2?"
rico: "i think it's 4,
but it might be 3,
with a wig on."
HAHA hannah montana.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 201 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
January 14, 2011 10:01pm UTC

Stupid Questions #92
teacher: can you take a seat?
me: is the word please non existent?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 192 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Stupid Questions #131
creep: hey girl, whats yo' numba?
me: 7. don't call too late (;

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 330 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Stupid Questions #142
mom: how was school?
me: how was prison?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 428 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 7:55pm UTC

Stupid Questions #143
guy: do you want to go out with me?
me: ...... want...... might not be the right word.....

👍 this is good · read the comments · 422 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Stupid Questions #136
teacher: did you do your homework?
me: uuh... my dog ate it.
teacher: do you even have a dog?
me: .... I have a fish....
true story (:

👍 this is good · read the comments · 615 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 5:43pm UTC

Stupid Questions #137
teacher: do you WANT me to move your seat?
me: do you WANT me to throw rocks at your face?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 456 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Stupid Questions #139
person: what's on your face?
me:... you mean my smile?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 311 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Stupid Questions #140
person: are you okay...?
me: no. my pet unicorn died.
..........
walk away.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 601 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 25, 2011 7:38pm UTC

Stupid Questions #141
person: why werent you at school today?
me: I moved to russia. see you never.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 347 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 9:58pm UTC

Stupid Questions #135
person: come her often? ;)
me: to school? ......yeah.......

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 501 points

gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 9:14pm UTC

Stupid Questions #132
person: why are you so immature?
me: psh what?! im-mature!
hahhahahahahahahahhaha
.......
why aren't you laughing?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 514 points

Witty Profiles

sUmmErBaBy143