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  1. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2009 10:18pm UTC
    I have figured out the male mind!
    The guys want "Two large circles in the front, and two large circles in the back" according to a guy at my school.
    I say:
    "Why do you want those? To make up for those two circles you're missing?"

  2. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 9:33am UTC
    Why yes, that was me and my friends pretending to play imaginary Pokémon in Abercrombie and Fitch.
    What's that? I'm weird?
    Hah! You should meet those losers i call friends...

  3. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 9:28am UTC
    He broke my heart
    and he doesn't even know it

  4. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 10:25pm UTC
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  5. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 10:22pm UTC
    i cut pages
    73-381
    out of
    New Moon.
    Jacob can go die.

  6. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2009 8:33pm UTC
    Blood Makes The Grass Grow!
    KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!!!!!
    ^^on this soccer shirt i have...thought it was funny..^^

  7. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2009 4:38pm UTC
    i took a chance,
    i took a shot,
    but you might as well have been
    bulletproof
    half credit to SHABAM

  8. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    When in Doubt;;
    poke it with a stick.
    i made one of these before and it got rated kinda highishh.
    should i make more?
    rate/comment

  9. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2009 12:35pm UTC
    I Seriously Hate Drama
    --------->unless it includes singing, acting or dancing<---------
    my credit!
    sorry about the colors.
    make it pretty

  10. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2009 6:16pm UTC
    &+ he's no Edward Cullen
    But he's close enough<33

  11. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2009 5:49pm UTC
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  12. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2009 5:28pm UTC
    As my math substitute said:
    When in doubt, cheat!
    seriously,
    she friggin said this.
    i fell outta my seat laughing

  13. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2009 8:48am UTC
    I'm the type of Girl:
    that laughs [[three]] times at a joke...
    o n c e w h e n i t' s t o l d
    a g a i n when it's e.x.p.l.a.i.n.e.d. to me
    &the third time when i finally get it [<3]

  14. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2009 7:24pm UTC
    And;;Who;;Here;;
    as a younger kid, thought that when you broke your arm, half of it fell off?

  15. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2009 2:59pm UTC
    And screw all of the
    "wait for the guy who calls you beautiful" crap
    seriously, i bet more people than me get excited when you hear him call you hot

  16. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    FunnyPickUpLine
    If you were an ipod touch, I'd be all over you
    hahah should i make more? comment

  17. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2009 7:26pm UTC
    IwishIcouldgobacktowhen
    the only time your boyfriend cheats was when you played
    house.

  18. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    Who remembers..
    calling it a "playdate"

  19. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2009 5:14pm UTC
    And this one's for
    The people who don't remember half the stuff that people post, but rate high anyway.

  20. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2009 5:11pm UTC
    &+whoremembers
    That green and purple Shrek "ketchup"
    yuckkk.
    i hated that stuff.
    comment <33

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