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s1248

1. s1248
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 7:58pm UTC
   That annoying moment when...
   you have to ask your mom a simple question for your history homework and then it turns into a 2 hour arguement and you still dont have an answer to the question.
   
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2. s1248
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   March 14, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   Did you know if you say "Chocolate milk" really fast it sounds like your saying chocolate milk.
   
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3. s1248
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   March 10, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say,
   "I've been expecting you."
   
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4. s1248
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   March 10, 2012 12:38pm UTC
   when I'm reading a book
   and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer.
   i just raise up the book, so they can see the cover.
   
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5. s1248
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   March 10, 2012 12:31pm UTC
   Why is my bed so much more comfier when my alarm clock goes off in the morning?
   
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6. s1248
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   March 10, 2012 12:25pm UTC
   Seeing boy's play with little kid's is probably the most attractive thing's, yeah but seeing a boy putting to sleep a little kid in his arm's is the sweetest thing (♥_♥)
   
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7. s1248
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   March 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC
   Overthinking ruins EVERYTHING ....
   
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8. s1248
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   March 10, 2012 11:58am UTC
   You know why shrek is the best
   fairytale?
   Because in most fairy tales, the princes and princesses are perfect.
   But in Shrek, it teaches us that imperfect
   people can still have their own happy ending.
   
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9. s1248
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   March 10, 2012 11:55am UTC
   Saying nevermind because you dont feel like repeating yourself...
   
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10. s1248
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    March 10, 2012 11:54am UTC
    NOT FINDING YOUR MOM
    in the supermarket.......
    it's always a reason to panic
    
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11. s1248
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    March 10, 2012 11:51am UTC
    I want a 6 month vacation
    twice a year.♥
    
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12. s1248
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    March 10, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Did you know #1
    'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' actually IS a
    word in the english dictionary, It means fantastic
    or beyond wonderful.
    
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13. s1248
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    March 9, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    You never stop loving someone;
    u either never did, or u never will:)
    
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14. s1248
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    March 9, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Anybody else
    do that ten minute tooth brush before the dentist?
    
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15. s1248
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    March 9, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Sad Story:
    One day a boy got a girl a teddy bear, but she wanted a ring instead, so in anger she threw it into the road, immediately he ran after it and got hit by a car and died, at his funeral she hugged the teddy bear and the machine inside said;
    "Will you marry me?"
    
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16. s1248
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    March 8, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    NEVER REGRET
    ANYTHING
    because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
    
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17. s1248
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    March 8, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Please follow me;)
    I'm new here.. so i need followers. i promise u 2 add the best quotes that fit ur life. please help me! thnx everyone!
    
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18. s1248
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    March 8, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Smile.
    Your Beautful:)
    
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19. s1248
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    March 8, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    "It's "before" not "B4". You speak English, not BINGO."
    
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20. s1248
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    One thing I hate;
    When my hoodie strings are uneven, and pulling it only makes it worse.
    O n l y m e ?
    
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