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  1. RyRygirly3 RyRygirly3
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    My jets are cooled, my excitement is controlled, and my horses are held.
    Sincerely,
    Can I just add my quote now?

  2. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    "Dude, he just called you short!"
    "OH hell no! LIFT ME UP!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. loveyoutillinfinity loveyoutillinfinity
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    < Wanna hear a joke?
    > Sure?
    < The way you treat me.

  5. youcouldcallmeshy youcouldcallmeshy
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:05am UTC
    The only ad I've ever paid attention to on here . . . is the "One Direction - Up All Night"

  6. youcouldcallmeshy youcouldcallmeshy
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Of course I would be the one to get sick the day before the One Direction concert. Lucky me.

  7. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:39am UTC
    My dramatic exit was ruined
    when I forgot my jacket.

  8. stardollquotelady stardollquotelady
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:47am UTC
    Google ; ''I have everything!''
    Facebook ; ''I know everyone!''
    Internet ; ''Without me, you're all nothing.''
    Electricity ; ''Keep talking, bìtches.''
    nmf/nmq

  9. hannahblais hannahblais
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Facebook: Fake people
    Tumblr: True people
    Witty: Wishing people

  10. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    One Direction things#122
    Louis: Harry is an amazing flirt. He's nearly seduced me all the time, dammit.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    All good singers are from England.
    Ex: One Direction, Adele, The Wanted, Jessie J, The Beatles, and Coldplay. Comment more :)

  12. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    *****
    Last Night
    At the One Direction Concert
    Niall was staring into the crowd
    And he took out his earpiece
    So he could listen in on us.
    When he heard us singing along
    His entire face lit up
    A huge smile came across his face
    While he nodded and said
    "Oh My God."
    Tears were in his eyes.
    It was utterly adorable.
    *****
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  13. StarMoonSun87 StarMoonSun87
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Dear Future Husband,
    When you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee
    I WILL EAT IT.

  14. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    One Direction things#119
    Zayn: I can't swim, but if my girlfriend was drowning I'd try to dive in to rescue her
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  15. headintheclouds321 headintheclouds321
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:54pm UTC
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    I formally predict
    my last words will be
    "hey, what does this button do?"
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  16. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    One Direction things#118
    Niall: I'd always walk my girlfriend home, I'm too protective.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  17. thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:21am UTC
    Ken: I love you Barbie.
    Barbie:
    Ken:
    Barbie:
    Ken: That's the part where you say 'I love you too'.
    Barbie: I don't love you. Have you seen the One Direction dolls?
    -tumblr

  18. hannahblais hannahblais
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Baby you light up my world like nobody else♡

  19. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    To My Beautiful Followers,
    One Direction are currently in a poll against Austin Mahone to win "Who is The Next Big Thing"
    And right now they're losing.
    Common ladies, they won a BRIT for crying out loud.
    So I need you to do me a favor, and go on this website
    http://www.q102.com/pages/the-next-big-thing/
    And vote for them!
    Please and thank you,
    xx.
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  20. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    One Direction Fact#233
    Harry has moved out of his shared flat, and is now getting a bachalor pad of his own.
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    This was the plan all along.
    harry would live with lou until he was 18
    Don't worry though, Larry Stylinson is NOT breaking up ;)

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