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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 5:46pm UTC

"SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!"
-Mean Girls

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ridethewalrus
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July 17, 2012 5:42pm UTC

"I WANT CANDY!"
only a true 90's kid would have not just read that, but sang it. ;)

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ridethewalrus
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July 17, 2012 5:35pm UTC

actions > words

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ridethewalrus
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July 17, 2012 5:31pm UTC

b*tch please,
I could wipe off
90% of your
beauty with a
wet kleenex.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC

& I wonder. .
how do cats even
get pregnant?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ridethewalrus
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July 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC

BELIEVE

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ridethewalrus
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July 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Going on a field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 3:21pm UTC

That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room. :)

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:27pm UTC

Dear whores,
You might as well put some sand in your vaginas so those crabs feel more at home.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:23pm UTC

DON'T MAKE ME MAD, THEN
TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. THAT'S LIKE STABBING SOMEONE
AND THEN WONDERING WHY THEY'RE BLEEDING.
♥♥♥♥♥

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 8:17pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
that indecisive moment
when you write a text and
then delete it, write it
again, stare at it, and
then never send it..
Format by Cookiedoughformats

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Having those close friends
that mean the world to you.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:46pm UTC

trying to do as many
things as you can during commercials.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:40pm UTC

When there is more commercials
than the show you're watching.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:23pm UTC

when a girl says I love you,
she really does mean it.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:17pm UTC

saying nevermind when you're too lazy
to re-explain the whole story.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:14pm UTC

What day is it today?
---------- Wednesday.----------
No.. like the
---------- number.---------

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Peeki ng ou t of
your 3D glasses, just to see the difference.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC

that awkward moment when you
make eye contact with someone like 5 times. ♥

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