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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Should I start writing a story?
It would be about romance and all the sappy things
about love. Don't worry, it'll be better than it
sounds.
Do you want to be a character?
Comment below (;

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 10:47pm UTC

This little,
“38,988 people like Witty Profiles.”
thing is increasing my Facebook
stalking times 10.
I'm just kidding. No need to freak. (;

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 10:14pm UTC

If you ask me anything I don't know
I'm not going to answer.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Scilence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 9:39pm UTC

All I have to type in
the search box is
“w” for my laptop to
know that I want to
go on wittyprofiles.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Originality:
the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

You are in a relationship with Your Crush.
♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
Only in my dreams, right?

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:58pm UTC

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:52pm UTC

If love is the answer,
could you please re-state the question?

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:44pm UTC

LIFE
IS
HARD.
AFTER ALL, IT KILLS YOU.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Always give 1OO% at school:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:20pm UTC

DreaMs are
TODAY'S ANSWERS TO TOMORROW'S |||||||||||||||||| x
» QU ES TION S.
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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Some don't.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 3:52pm UTC

(most) Men are d.icks.
That's why they have them, right?
(guys, don't take this into offence. My friend is going through this little crisis and it's just funny.)

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Admit It
You've taken your crushes last name and switched it with yours to see how it sounded together.

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:41pm UTC

❝
That's what.
❞
~She
quote thingys to crimsonxrose

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 11:28pm UTC

You: What's up?
Friend: *walks away*
REJECTED

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 9:19pm UTC

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This is not a mustache.
Redbull gives you wings.
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