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  1. rhfp rhfp
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    I stand under mistletoe
    Y u no kiss me?

  2. rhfp rhfp
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    Awkward moment when:
    Some rmdom guy gives you marshmellows O.o

  3. rhfp rhfp
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    18 or lower means you're not stupid.
    [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
    [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
    [] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
    total= 3
    [X] You have ran into a tree.
    [] It IS possible to lick your elbow
    [X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
    [X] You just tried to sing them.
    [X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
    [X] You have choked on your own spit.
    [X]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    [X] You didn't notice that in the last question the was spelled twice.
    [X] You just looked at it.
    []Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
    []People have called you slow.
    total so far= 10
    [] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
    [] You have caught yourself drooling.
    [X] You've fallen asleep in class
    [] If someone says fart you laugh.
    [] You just laughed.
    total so far= 12
    [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
    [] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
    []You are often told to use your inside voice.
    [X]You use your fingers to do simple math.
    total so far= 15
    []You have eaten a bug.
    []You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
    [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
    [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    total so far= 17
    [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
    [X] You break a lot of things.
    [] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    [X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
    [X] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
    total so far= 21
    OHHH YEAHHHH 21:D

  4. rhfp rhfp
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    Ahh its December. Half way through the school year

  5. rhfp rhfp
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 11:32pm UTC
    kissing test

:)

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