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rebeccasm9

1. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   Knowledge is knowing a
   tomato is a fruit;
   Wisdom is not putting it in a
   fruit salad...
   
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2. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Do you wanna hear a joke??
   Why Did Sara Fall Off The Swing??
   .....She had no arms...
   Knock, knock...
   Who's there??
   Not Sara
   
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3. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   Before I die,
   I wanna have a party with fake alchohol..
   and see how many people act wasted.
   
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4. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ?
   •MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
   •SPORT: I have a Wii.
   •LANGUAGES: I watch Dora.
   •ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. ( LOL,BRB )
   •MATH: That’s why we have calculators.
   •GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.
   •DRAMA: that's why I watch eastenders!
   HISTORY:They’re all dead anyway
   
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5. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   Spread the fail whale (:
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6. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   LIKE A CHEESE STICK!!!!!
   Dad its G6.........
   
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7. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   Your phone vibrates at home: Impossible to hear..
   Your phone vibrates at school: Loudest. Thing. Ever..
   
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8. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 11:47am UTC
   He's cute.
   He's tall.
   He's got gorgeous eyes,
   and a stunning smile,
   I didn't mention a name,
   but he still popped into your head.
   Didn't he?
   
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9. rebeccasm9
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 11:16am UTC
   *iPhone falls on floor*
   Breaks Phone
   *Nokia falls on floor*
   Breaks floor...
   
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10. rebeccasm9
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:10am UTC
    The awkward moment when your sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus.
    
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11. rebeccasm9
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Knowing you are the failure in the family when you get a round of applause for emptying the dishwasher...
    
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12. rebeccasm9
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Eating raw toast...
    
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13. rebeccasm9
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says
    ......"no."
    
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