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spence*
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March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC

“I dont care about looks”
LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING

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spence*
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April 5, 2014 1:21pm UTC

Why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

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spence*
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April 5, 2014 1:24pm UTC

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spence*
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April 5, 2014 1:26pm UTC

don’t f ck with people that have ugly pics of you

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC

The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

*texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:06pm UTC

My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

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spence*
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May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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spence*
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May 3, 2014 2:35pm UTC

I wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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