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  1. im_it_29 im_it_29
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    Today, my mom told me than when I was little,
    I walked up to a pregnant woman and said
    "Tsk tsk tsk, this is what you get when you eat the
    watermelon seeds!" and walked away.
    I was an awesome little kid.
    MLIA.

  2. mshaw334 mshaw334
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 11:25pm UTC
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  3. LLAMASRMYLIFE LLAMASRMYLIFE
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 11:35pm UTC
    THIS QUOTE IS IN SPANISH WHEN UR NOT LOOKING

  4. soccersamlove soccersamlove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 12:43am UTC
    ~Anatidaephobia~
    The fear
    _of beinq
    watched
    by
    a
    duck<3

  5. piglet212 piglet212
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 1:11am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:00am UTC
    Me: *On the phone with a friend*
    Dad: Who are you talking to?
    Me: . . . My boyfriend , Dad.
    Dad: *Takes the phone* I'm gonna'
    find you; I know where you live.
    Silly, Daddy. ♥[:

  8. xoxoliveyourlifexoxo xoxoliveyourlifexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:05am UTC
    So I was in the middle of a soccer game
    and someone was holding onto my teammates jersey.
    She screamed "Get your hands off of me!"
    And the other team's girl says "you first!"
    The referee walks past me and says "Stupid muggles" under his breath.
    He's my new favorite referee.
    MLIA:)

  9. ChubiePanda ChubiePanda
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:09am UTC
    you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate
    i love you.♥
    copyright to whoever.

  10. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:13am UTC
    Y ou had to
    tag me in the ugliest picture possible. Delete it. Now!


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  12. owleyes owleyes
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:18am UTC
    R e m e m b e r ..
    That annoying commercial
    for HEAD-ON
    where they said
    " HEAD - ON Apply directly to your forehead!"
    for like 5 minutes?
    Cause I do

  13. ChubiePanda ChubiePanda
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:26am UTC
    “No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!"
    "Mom, They Don’t Care…”
    “Oh..”
    -Facebook(:

  14. Kelsehquann Kelsehquann
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:27am UTC
    BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW. I remember when everyone said that.

  15. Kelsehquann Kelsehquann
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:31am UTC
    When Someone
    Randomly starts screaming in the other classroom and everyone goes
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    <3

  16. peacebabe10 peacebabe10
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:38am UTC
    I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETI-
    OH CRAP,
    Are you okay?
    I didnt mean to punch you.

  17. jen456 jen456
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 11:06am UTC
    Favorite if:
    - You hate it when a person sings a song they don't know the words t
    - "Quick, pretend your sleeping!" never gets old
    - You say OH! like you get it. But you still have no idea.
    - I always seem like i have to pee while i'm hiding. ♥
    facebook(:

  18. iridescentheartsx iridescentheartsx
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 11:12am UTC
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
    It just doesn't make S E N S E.

  19. heelsoverhead heelsoverhead
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 8:44pm UTC
    *Without [GOD], our week would be:
    .Sinday.
    .Mournday.
    .Tearsday.
    .Wasteday.
    .Thirstday.
    .Fightday.
    .Shatterday.
    [<3] If you love God

  20. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

:)

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