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1. ravencapriejhonson
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   December 1, 2009 9:18am UTC
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2. ravencapriejhonson
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   December 1, 2009 8:51am UTC
   Mature Eyes Only
   Okay when you read this.................
   really think about it and what it means. Thanks!
   Why do we sleep in church,
   but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
   Why is it so hard to talk about God,
   but so easy to gossip
   Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
   but find it easy to read Playboy?
   Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
   Yet we repost the nasty ones?
   Why are churches getting smaller,
   But bars and clubs are growing?
   why is it so hard to fight for what you belive in,
   when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
   Think about it, are you going to repost this?
   Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
   Just remember God is always watching you.
   The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
   Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."
   90% of you won't repost this
   
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3. ravencapriejhonson
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   November 19, 2009 9:22am UTC
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4. ravencapriejhonson
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   November 19, 2009 9:11am UTC
   What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do:
   Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
   Girls: Lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
   Guys: Whisper in her ear
   Girls: Giggle
   Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first.
   Girls: Don't just let him, kiss him back.
   Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
   Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
   Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
   Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
   Girls: Tell him you love him so much.
   Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
   Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
   Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
   Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
   between you and your crush.*************
   STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
   -now copy and repost this.
   if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
   by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
   if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever *NOT JOCKING, I love my crush :P:P
   
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5. ravencapriejhonson
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   November 19, 2009 9:03am UTC
   what do u do if the guy you likes likes his best friend and knos you like him !!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!
   
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6. ravencapriejhonson
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   November 19, 2009 8:52am UTC
   Sick.
   there are many kinds of illnesses...
   there is a cold, flu, allergies, and there are the more serious illnesses like cancer or lupus.
   Sometimes you can help, sometimes you cant. Let's just hope that there will always be a way and there will always be people... there to help.
   Repost this in memory of all the people who have died because of a serious illness... or just because the people refused to care.
   
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7. ravencapriejhonson
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   November 19, 2009 8:50am UTC
   what do u do if the guy you likes likes his best friend and knos you like him !!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!
   
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8. ravencapriejhonson
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   November 5, 2009 9:00am UTC
   1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
   my hair looks lyk crap
   2. How much cash do you have on you?
   none
   3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
   tore
   4. Favorite planet?
   jupiter
   5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
   no calls
   6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
   girlfriend
   7. What shirt are you wearing?
   tapout
   8. Do you "label" yourself?
   No
   9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
   airspeed
   10. Bright or Dark Room?
   bright
   11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
   I dont know them!
   13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
   sleeping
   14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
   damit sam b careful im go n back 2 bed
   15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
   idk
   16. What's a word that you say a lot?
   hell
   17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
   mom
   18. Last furry thing you touched?
   My Blanket
   19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
   none
   20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
   I have a digital
   21. Favorite age you have been so far?
   15
   22. Your worst enemy?
   idk
   23. What is your current desktop picture?
   none
   24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
   u need to get ur boy wit the stair n prob.
   25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
   millon bucks
   26.Do you like someone?
   Yes alot
   27. The last song you listened to?
   mary jane shoes
   
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9. ravencapriejhonson
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   September 25, 2009 12:21pm UTC
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   Advice...
   WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
   -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
   WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
   -SAY I LOVE YOU
   WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
   - CHASE HER
   WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
   - KISS HER
   WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
   - HOLD HER TIGHT
   WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
   - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
   WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
   - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
   WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
   - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
   WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
   - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
   WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
   - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
   WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
   -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
   WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
   -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
   WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
   - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
   WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
   - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
   WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
   -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
   Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
   KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
   
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10. ravencapriejhonson
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    September 25, 2009 12:19pm UTC
    [please repost this!]
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    
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11. ravencapriejhonson
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    September 25, 2009 11:31am UTC
    she yelled out ben j. your a jerk i hAD NOTHING TO SAY BUT SRY THAT IT HURTS
    BEN J. - NEWBOYZ YOUR A JERK
    
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12. ravencapriejhonson
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    September 16, 2009 12:19pm UTC
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13. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 29, 2009 8:44am UTC
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14. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 29, 2009 8:34am UTC
    WhY bOys gO oUt wiTh giRls... Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But , if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years. a D vi Ce ... WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD: -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE ACTS SHY: -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU: - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS: - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES: - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT: - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU: - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY: - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST: - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU: - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING: -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED: -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER: - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND: - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD: -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
    
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15. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 29, 2009 8:20am UTC
    What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys:whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush....
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever !???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!???!??? !???
    * repost the title "What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do"
    
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16. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 29, 2009 8:17am UTC
    1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    my hair looks lyk crap
    2. How much cash do you have on you?
    none
    3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
    tore
    4. Favorite planet?
    jupiter
    5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
    i dont got one
    6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
    whats your fantasy
    7. What shirt are you wearing?
    tazmanine deviel
    8. Do you "label" yourself?
    No
    9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
    flip flops
    10. Bright or Dark Room?
    bright
    11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    I dont know them!
    13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    sleeping lyk wut most pep. do
    14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    Dont have a phone
    15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    idk
    16. What's a word that you say a lot?
    hell
    17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
    friend
    18. Last furry thing you touched?
    My Blanket
    19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    none
    20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
    I have a digital
    21. Favorite age you have been so far?
    15
    22. Your worst enemy?
    idk
    23. What is your current desktop picture?
    none
    24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    bye...
    25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
    millon bucks
    26.Do you like someone?
    Yes alot
    27. The last song you listened to?
    lilwayne loliepop
    
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17. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 9, 2009 8:43am UTC
    silly rabit dicks are for chicks
    
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18. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 9, 2009 8:41am UTC
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19. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 3, 2009 9:13am UTC
    samantha and lisett bff's 4 eva love ya chicka
    
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20. ravencapriejhonson
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    April 3, 2009 8:58am UTC
    and heres to the girls /boys that have ever left the one person that they loved for a friend who was never really ur friend and all the ones that was in a relationship with their "new" love and still wasnt over the old one but thier new love left for ur sis/bro. the one who stays awake evry night thinking how stupied she was for breaking his heart and how #2 was stupied enogh to let them get close.
    i kno that by the time u r done reading this that u r one cuz if u wasent then y whould u waste ur time reading this messege? so please comment and remeber we will be happy agin one day
    
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