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isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:44am UTC

Is it just me?
Is it just me or when someone makes a typo, you look down at your keyboard to see if it was acceptable.?
fav for a series<3

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zabrina808
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Brunette: HIDE! THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!!
Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen*
Brunette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Blonde: HIDING MY FRUIT LOOPS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING!
Fave: if u get it

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BlackButterflies
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April 18, 2012 4:45pm UTC

credittoforgeter
The worst battle:
what I know
vs.
how I feel

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nicoleypoleyoley
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April 18, 2012 4:45pm UTC

5 years ago I prayed "Jesus, please remove everyone that will hurt me from my life."
The next day I lost my boyfriend of 4 months.
"God!" I cried. "How could you do this to me!?" I yelled out in anger.
Today, I'm in a wedding dress getting married to my bestfriend.
.. my ex came to my wedding and so did his girlfriend.
I saw him kiss two other girls.
And just to think, if I didn't pray.. that would have been me dating a player.
Girls, if your boyfriend is a jerk, just dump his sorry butt. You can do so much better.

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brookeknows
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Call her anorexic?,
Call her fat?,
Look at yourself before you say that.
Call her a flirt?,
Call her fake?,
You're just jealous, give her a break.
Call her different?,
Call her strange?,
We know you got problems,
So Try and change.
Favorite this if you are 100% AGAINST BULLYING! This needs to end.

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gloriahanks
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption". :D

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abkamel*
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Oh, i'm so sorry!
Is the middle of my sentence interupting the beginning of yours? Again?
nmf/nmq

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ThatonegirlJazzx3
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 9:20pm UTC

❒ Taken
❒ Single
✔ So sexy that they're all
scared to go out with me. ?
yep, that's the only logical explanation.
♥

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xlive4lovex
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:54pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. please don't remove credit. or i will hunt you down. you do not want to get on my bad side.
we live i n a world;
where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DomoWorld
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Me: Mom I'm hungry!
Mom: What would you like to eat sweety?
Me: A bagel with cream cheese.
Mom: Okay so get up take out the cheese, cut the bread,
put the bread in the toaster set the time for one minute , wait for it to finish, and then smear the cream cheese on.
Me: I'm not hungry any more.
-.-

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xoxocassie2701
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

2011;COOL STORY BRO.
1836;an interasting tale my fine companion

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ConfessionsOfABrownEyedGirl
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February 26, 2012 8:59am UTC

"You should've come with us!"
"Well, inviting me would've helped..."

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kryptoniite
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Boy;Who hurt you? i'll kill him ,
Girl;Suicide is a horrible thing!!
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xxihc4lifexx
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 11:08am UTC

There is
always that one kid in your gym class who thinks its the olympics

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:25pm UTC

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:29am UTC

Hi
&Hey
hii! but why did you say it twice?
Oh, thought I'd be nice and say it to both of your faces.
nmf/nmq

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imthatkid
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 1:30am UTC

CONVO BETWEEN MY MOM AND ME.
Honey, what are you listening to?
Eminem
Your listening to a candy?
-nmf-

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StarMoonSun87
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Dear Future Husband,
When you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee
I WILL EAT IT.

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