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  1. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    |||||| It feels something like summer time; ||||||
    t o p d o w n a n d t h e r e ' s
    NOTHIN' BUT TIME,
    f o r m e a n d m y v a l e n t i n e . <<<
    format by beautyinabox.

  2. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 6:33am UTC
    He's got blue eyes,
    deep like the sea; they roll back when he's laughing at me. ♥
    akk3165's format (:

  3. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    & It hurt at first,
    just a little bit,
    But now I'm so over,
    so over
    h i m .
    format: stillDREAMINGx3

  4. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    You with your switching sides,
    And your wildfire lies and your humiliation.
    You've pointed out my flaws again - as if I don't already see them.
    I walk with my head down trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you.
    I j u s t w a n n a f e e l o k a y a g a i n . ♥

  5. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Realized: "stressed" is just "desserts" backwards ;;
    And one thing leads to another.

  6. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    They say what goes up must come down,
    B u t d o n ' t l e t m e f a l l .
    Jimmy4ever's format

  7. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Tips for success #16
    When your parents are mad at you, tell them you're pregnant. They will forget why they were mad at you in the first place.
    not my format(:

  8. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Tips for success #15
    To prevent waking up on "the wrong side of the bed," simply never get out of bed.
    not my format(:

  9. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Tips for success #14
    In the winter, metal poles taste like candy canes. Don't hesitate to lick them.
    not my format(:

  10. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    Tips for success #13
    Need to lose weight? Cover everything you eat in butter. That way, it will slide through your digestive system without the calories being absorbed.
    not my format(:

  11. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Tips for success #12
    Wearing your underwear over your pants is the first step to becoming a super hero.
    not my format(:

  12. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Tips for success #11
    When depressed, remind yourself that you were the one that made it through the condom.
    not my format(:

  13. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    Tips for success #10
    To save money, instead of using tampons, simply wear red jeans.
    not my format(:

  14. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    Tips for success #9
    Give up homework for Lent. Teachers can't fail you for religious reasons.
    not my format(:

  15. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    Tips for success #8
    Never assume the glass door is open.
    not my format(:

  16. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Tips for success #7
    Open the Chamber of Secrets.
    not my format(:

  17. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Did anyone else
    see cats on the computer screen
    When Witty Was Down?

  18. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Laughing so ha rd you
    swear you feel a [six-pack] coming. ♥

  19. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    Tips for success #6
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away; but only if you throw it really, really hard.
    not my format(:

  20. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 9:51am UTC
    Tips for success #5
    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
    not my format(:

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