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  1. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    I missed the memo that because its almost halloween you're supposed to go do stupid things in slutty outfits.
    Crap.

  2. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    2 fish are in a tank
    one says to the other, you man the guns and I'll drive.
    :)

  3. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    It's not about finding the
    perfect guy. It's about
    finding a guy that is
    perfect for you.
    Wal-Mart Greeter.

  4. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Auctioneers are proof
    white guys can rap if they really try. ♥

  5. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:26am UTC
    Can you stand to see her dancin' in somebody else's
    arms? Do you think that you'll go crazy every time
    you see her car? If you can't scroll by her number
    , not dial it on your phone, well that's all you need to
    know. Don't leave her, if you can't let her go ♥
    nmf

  6. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:08am UTC
    Racing
    No matter what you race-- from go-karts to dirt cars to NASCAR and Indy cars, every racer knows that from the second they climb into that seat and strap on all of their safety equipment they run the risk of getting hurt or even worse. We do it every weekend for the pure love of the sport and I can honestly say I feel a lot safer in my racecar than I feel driving down Highway 30 to school every day. Things happen all the time unfortunately that remind us how precious and fragile life is. But, if you die doing what you love to do no matter how safe or how dangerous at least you can say that you lived. RIP Dan Wheldon, you won't be forgotten ♥

  7. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    As much as I hate truth is status' I always seem to like them

  8. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    Our student section: America!
    Their student section: Oh,
    Canada!
    One special ed student stood up
    and yelled, you dont even know the words! He then proceeded to sing the entire Candian anthem.
    I've never herd so much
    appluase.

  9. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Does anyone elses mom
    still have to tell them to eat the cereal in the lucky charms too and not just the marshmallows?

  10. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:19am UTC
    Trucks

  11. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:19am UTC
    Trucks

  12. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    If I treated you like you treated me, maybe you'd see how much it hurts.

  13. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    My preschool planning text book told me that children that eat paint are more than likely to have a lower I.Q.
    Don't you think if you're eating paint you already have a low I.Q.?

  14. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Don't respect me?
    Don't expect respect in return.

  15. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 10:45am UTC
    I always check to see if a guy has a girlfriend before I add them on facebook

  16. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:45pm UTC
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  17. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Helping my uncle jack off a horse.
    Helping my uncle Jack off a horse.
    Capitalization does a guy good :)

  18. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Let's eat Grandpa!
    Let's eat, Grandpa!
    Commas save lives :)

  19. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    He don't know how much I need him,
    He don't know I'd fall apart,
    With out his kiss,
    With out his touch,
    With out his faithful loving arms,
    He don't know that it's all about him,
    He don't know I can't live without him,
    He's my world,
    ,
    He's my everything,
    ,
    and he thinks he needs
    me. <3<3

  20. racegirl13k racegirl13k
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    To all those quotes
    that make the
    break up seem like
    the guys fault. Not all guys are terrible. Sure it may
    hurt
    a little. There's better things
    coming. Learn to forgive, but also learn
    to blame yourself
    sometimes.

:)

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