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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    on facebook: girl with her clothes on
    friend requests messages notifications
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    on facebook: girl with her clothes off
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  2. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    5 MINUTES & NO LIKES? Well then...
    *deletes status*

  3. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Locking the car doors when a creepy guy walks by.....
    Credit: FaveFormats

  4. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    i still sing the ABC's
    to see which letter comes first
    my quote/my format : livsbestfriendryan

  5. hhaannaahhm7 hhaannaahhm7
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Dear Mom,
    how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell,
    "WHAT!?"
    when you scream my name?
    sincerely,
    confused child

  6. shmananas362xD shmananas362xD
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    School Faces;
    Monday > :(
    Tuesday > :/
    Wednesday > :|
    Thursday > :)
    Friday > :D
    Saturday > ^.^
    Sunday > -_-
    ♥ If you Agree (:

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    -found it on tumblr.♥
    F a c e b o o k ;
    the only place where I can
    be married to my best friend
    and have more than 20 siblings

  8. Erinlovesyouboo Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    What are you doing tonight?
    Oh, you know just hitten up the clubs.
    Oh nice what club?
    Club penguin...

  9. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    My brother heard me singing in the shower
    And he was like "STFU"
    So I responded
    " I don't see why you hatin' outside of the tub, you can't even get in!"
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    S W A G
    Stupid Whores Acting Ghetto ;)

  12. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Me
    Wow, for once every thing seems like it's going to be ok.
    6 hours ago · comment · like
    5 people like this
    Life
    Oh hold on let me f**k it up
    about an hour ago ·like

  13. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    •.¸¸.•´¯`•.♥.•´¯`•.¸¸.•. •.¸¸.•´¯`•.♥.•´¯`•.¸¸.•. •.¸¸.•´¯`•.♥.•´¯`•.¸¸.•. •.¸¸.•´¯`•.♥.•´¯`•.¸¸.•.

    \\
    If someone is trying to
    Rain on your parade
    It's because they are
    Jealous of your sun
    and tired of their Shade.
    Format by XxprettixX Format by XxprettixX

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    "Ect."
    A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Barely Eating
    lunch at school, then stuffing your face with food
    when you get home

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    That Person
    you sit next to in every class because of alphabetical order

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    those annoying people;
    who constantly ask
    questions during a movie.

  18. christinaaxo christinaaxo
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    that crazy 5 seconds,
    when you stand up too fast,
    and you either go blind, or
    extremley dizzy.

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    just saw a facebook status;
    "who cares that steve jobs is dead?! what has he ever done for me?!"
    - Via FaceBook for iPhone
    LMFAO.

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
    1. I'm tired.
    2. I'm cold.
    3. I don't get it.
    4. I'm hungry.
    5. What time is it?
    6. I want to go home.

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