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1. quackers596
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2011 12:21am UTC
   Hey Best friend,
   Thanks for all that you have done for me. You got my ex boyfriend to cheat on me then break up with me, then you later tried hooking him up with multiple friends, and now you text me apologizing for sucking his face. Well thanks, you two people were the only ones that i trusted,
   Love,
   Me
   About a year later....
   I should just copy the same thing, saves me time. THANKS
   
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2. quackers596
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   April 26, 2010 8:34pm UTC
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3. quackers596
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   February 13, 2010 2:19am UTC
   Okay. There’s this guy named Roland. He is mi world. Idk what I would do without him
   I had a dream I lost him bcz he was in love with mi best friend! I wanted to die!!! ;[[ He isn’t only Roland, but he is more than that. He is the most amazing guy that has ever walked into mi life!!!!! He is always making me smile and not once has he made me sad! Being with him makes me the luckiest person in the world. I swear idk what I would do if I were to lose him! I really hope
   that dream doesn’t come true!!!!!!! ;D
   okay, about a week later he left me bcz he was in love with mi best friend. i no they say dreams come true..but i didnt no nightmares do too </3
   FML:(
   
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4. quackers596
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   February 13, 2010 1:55am UTC
   kissing test
   1.hold your breath
   2.click add a quote
   3.copy and past this quote
   4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast
   
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5. quackers596
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   December 1, 2009 10:11pm UTC
   Today, I started choking on a lifesaver. Instead of being scared, I laughed at the irony.
   TRUE STORY =) no jockingg
   
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6. quackers596
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   December 1, 2009 10:04pm UTC
   I am definetely the type of person who trips on air [;
   
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7. quackers596
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   December 1, 2009 10:00pm UTC
   WHAT A MARSHMALLOW <33
   ~Jacob Black
   
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8. quackers596
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   December 1, 2009 9:56pm UTC
   Your stupidness makes me smile :)
   
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9. quackers596
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   November 28, 2009 2:24pm UTC
   I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy.
   
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10. quackers596
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    October 17, 2009 5:16pm UTC
    Web Images Videos Maps News Shopping Gmail more ��
    Google
    [ The Best Color in the World!]
    [Google Search] [I'm feeling Lucky]
    Did you mean: purple?
    ©2009 - Privacy
    
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11. quackers596
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    October 11, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    I love you
    ^ hope something eats you
    
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12. quackers596
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    October 10, 2009 5:34pm UTC
    My friends are the kind of friends that when the house is on fire they flirt with the firemen & roast marshmallows. ß<3
    
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13. quackers596
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    October 8, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    A player is always a player; they just change their game.
    NO JOCKING
    
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14. quackers596
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    October 6, 2009 5:06pm UTC
    **FCK**
    ALL THAT'S MISSING iS YOU~!
    
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15. quackers596
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    October 6, 2009 5:04pm UTC
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16. quackers596
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    October 6, 2009 4:53pm UTC
    Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
    
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17. quackers596
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    October 6, 2009 7:12am UTC
    She wanted to kiss you in the rain.
    She wanted you to tell her she's beautiful.
    That smile on her face
    Came when you kissed her
    But we all know you left
    Because you took that smile with you.
    Made by : Lexi...PLEASE NO JOCKING!!
    
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18. quackers596
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    October 6, 2009 7:04am UTC
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19. quackers596
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    October 5, 2009 9:23pm UTC
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill 4got her pill and now they have a son!
    
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