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  1. hello_californiax3 hello_californiax3
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2009 10:55am UTC
    S 2 U 0 M ♥ M 0 E 9 R
    is for breaking. pack nothing. leave [without a note].
    follow your i n t e r n a l c o m p a s s.
    wear what you slept in. sleep in what you're wearing. use spf.
    listen to the ocean but don't take it's advice word for word. insist on karaoke.
    display skin. attract a following. steal a heart. lose track of time. live your life.
    you have to learn the rules of the game.
    -->>and then you have to play the game better than anyone else.

  2. xDoMiNiiQuex xDoMiNiiQuex
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 8:55pm UTC
    she screams with the thunder
    : and cries with the rain
    ; because she'll never let him kno
    ` - - - > that he caused her so much pain.

  3. bellababyy457 bellababyy457
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 7:36pm UTC
    I'm done;
    I'm done hearing people talking about me. I'm done
    hearing those [ s t u p i d ] rumors. I'm done being called
    ugly or weird. I'm done getting l.a.u.g.h.e.d at for every
    little thing. I'm done being hurt. I'm done being back-
    stabbed. I'm done feeling invisible. I'm done being
    a nobody. I'm done being labeled. I'm done. I'm just
    . d x o x n x e .
    quote by c777jackie

  4. hello_californiax3 hello_californiax3
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 10:26pm UTC
    A Teenager Is A Person
    who can't remember to walk the dog, but never forgets a phone number ; a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast ; a youngster who receives her allowance on monday, spends it on tuesday, & borrows it from her best friend on wednesday ; someone who can hear her favorite singer three blocks away, but not her mother calling from the next room ; a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson, but can't make a bed ; a student who spends twelve minutes studying history & twelve hours studying for her driver's license ; an enthusiast who has the energy to bike four miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes; a young woman who loves the cat & tolerates the brother ; a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week ; a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off & an original thinker
    who is positive that her mother was never a teenager

  5. aeril_angelinexo aeril_angelinexo
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 1:59pm UTC
    so let’s say that theoretically I really like you.
    and theoretically,
    even though it sounds moronically cliché and overused,
    you give me butterflies.
    and just for kicks,
    let’s add that,
    all in theory, of course,
    you may be the one of the most wonderful
    people I have ever met.
    and hypothetically,
    my heart beats ten times faster when i see you.
    do you think that you would supposedly,
    and in the most theoretical sense,
    feel the same?
    credit to whoever.
    i just really like this one. =]

  6. tifftiff1294 tifftiff1294
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 10:44am UTC
    && I must have wished upon someone else's star...
    Because she's getting everything I ever dreamed of.
    Got this offline, and loved it. :)

  7. VasisGymnast7710 VasisGymnast7710
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 3:24pm UTC
    DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF SWEETIE
    The only fan you have is the one on your ceiling.

  8. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 12:41am UTC
    GROWING OLD
    -» is manditory «-
    GROWING UP
    -» is optional «-

  9. itsalovestory0x itsalovestory0x
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 3:55pm UTC
    P.S. I Never Changed
    i just got tired of p r e t e n d i n g
    i was happy </3

  10. omgshutup omgshutup
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 2:52pm UTC
    Funny Instruction Labels
    These are actual instruction labels on
    consumer goods:
    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special!)
    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (and that would be how?)
    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! you lose!)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)
    (Whose body?)
    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (One would hope!)
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)
    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)
    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.
    (but no peas?)
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
    (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    (Raise your hand if you've tried this..)
    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

  11. asmithxxox asmithxxox
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 10:15pm UTC
    E| be random.
    E| be stupid.
    E| be crazy.
    E| be funny.
    E| be yourself.

  12. hamstergal645 hamstergal645
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 2:56pm UTC
    LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING
    FOR THE STORM TO PASS
    IT'S A.B.O.U.T __learning_x
    TO dance IN THE [[RAIN]]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. RAWRidiot RAWRidiot
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    &+Sometimes
    It's hard to understand the real me

  16. oHmeGexiTsxL3na oHmeGexiTsxL3na
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    maybe the truth is that,
    we run to see who will come follow us.
    &&we cry to see who will wipe away our tears.
    but in the end we get hurt when the one
    we want to be our 'hero' could care less. </33

  17. lilcynnx3 lilcynnx3
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 8:56pm UTC
    Having the love of your life
    breakup with you and say
    "we can still be friends"
    is like your dog dying and
    your mom saying
    "you can still keep it"
    [<3]photobucket.

  18. oHmeGexiTsxL3na oHmeGexiTsxL3na
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    i miss the person i thought
    y o u w e r e ♥

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