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puppy_luver

1. puppy_luver
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 5:37pm UTC
   My friend and I went to Panda Express, and I poured so much soda, she said, "You want a cup with your drink?"
   
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2. puppy_luver
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   January 3, 2013 11:01pm UTC
   Today is just the start of something new, yeah, it's called tomorrow -.-
   
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3. puppy_luver
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   January 3, 2013 10:58pm UTC
   Why is it called Red Lobster, sooner or later there is going to be a place called Pink Squid -.-
   
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4. puppy_luver
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   January 3, 2013 10:55pm UTC
   When I was little, I said pasghetti, instead of spaghetti.
   
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5. puppy_luver
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   August 6, 2012 1:03pm UTC
   Alex: Dude, I kissed your girl friend
   Roi: Okay, It's fine.
   Alex: Come on and punch me,we will both feel better.
   Roi: No(Walks away)
   Alex: Hey, your hair looks stupid.
   Roi: What did you just say? (Punchs Alex in the stomach)
   Alex: Ouch. (Punchs him back)
   -.-
   -Wassabi productions/Hoiitsroi
   
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6. puppy_luver
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   August 5, 2012 11:06pm UTC
   (On the phone)
   Me: Sorry got to call you back, I have to find my phone.
   you: Huh? Were on the phone though.
   -.-
   
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7. puppy_luver
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   August 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   Me:Cool swag, babe. Go make me a sandwich.
   Me:Turkey, salami, and cheese on rye.
   Him: Here.
   Me: This is Turkey, pastrami, and cheese. How could you.
   -.-
   
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8. puppy_luver
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   August 4, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   When you think Of Roshon Fegan you think of him In Shake It up,
   Before Camp Rock.
   
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9. puppy_luver
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   August 4, 2012 4:18pm UTC
   Duece: Are you kidding me, I got bitten by a lady bug.
   Ty: Lets face it, It's the most attention you have gotten from a lady all year.
   - Shake It Up
   
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10. puppy_luver
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Comment if
    You have Converse
    Favorite If you have Toms
    Do Both If you read this:)
    I got ya:)
    
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11. puppy_luver
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Hey,
    Me: F means fantastic work, mom.
    Me: I'm looking forward to my next F's.
    Mom: Never get A's.
    Me: I promise mom.
    Mom: I love you.
    
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12. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    (On the phone)
    Zack: Mom when's your birthday?
    Zach: Oh then happy birthday.
    -Suite Life of Zack and Cody
    
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13. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 3:28am UTC
    Me: look at me know
    mom: get off the roof.
    UNAMUSED
    
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14. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 3:25am UTC
    Post it's: colorful tape.
    
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15. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 3:22am UTC
    I Pinched myself, I'm such a bad girl.
    
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16. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 3:10am UTC
    Zuri: Jessie said to never talk to strangers.
    Miss. Chesterfield: I live upstairs, I'm not strange.
    Zuri: that's a matter of opinion.
    -Jessie
    Best line in the show:)
    
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17. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 3:06am UTC
    I heard it on the radio.
    - Austin & Ally
    No you heard it on the Stereo. There's a difference, Austin.
    
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18. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 3:01am UTC
    The sun: my BRIGHT cousin.
    the moon: my DARK cousin.
    
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19. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 2:53am UTC
    You: I got the I pad 3 bet your jealous.
    Me: cool. I got a giraffe named, Simon, who reads minds. Bet YOUR jealous.
    
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20. puppy_luver
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    August 4, 2012 2:17am UTC
    A hot dog:
    a puppy on fire.
    
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