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  1. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 1:10am UTC
    ABORTION
    it doesnt make you "UNPREGNANT"
    it makes you the mother of
    A Dead Baby.
    Fav if you're against abortion♥

  2. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Girl: HEY, DAD, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
    *Dad loads shotgun in black ops*
    DAD: WELL, TELL HIM I'M ONLINE. ;D

  3. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 11:38am UTC
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    *Blood gushing from knee*
    "I'll be ok..."
    *paper cut*
    "OW OW OW!!! Somebody get me a band-aid! ASAP!"
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  4. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 5:38am UTC
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  5. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 2:28am UTC
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    Boy: It's you & me..
    Girl: Aww..
    Boy: Baby it's destiny..
    Girl: AWWWW!
    Boy: Oooh Your my Best Friend..
    Girl: Aww..So cute..
    Boy: In a World We Must Defend..
    Girl: What?
    Boy: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!
    Girl: ....
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  6. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 2:14am UTC
    *Teenage Boy & Girl*
    Boy: Marry me?
    Girl: Are you crazy? WTF! No!
    *4yr old comes*
    Kid: Marry me pleach?
    Girl: Omg he's so cute! Aww yes!
    - - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -

  7. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 1:34am UTC
    save a bed
    s l e e p
    [ in my a - r - m - s]
    .♥.

  8. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:10am UTC
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  9. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:03am UTC
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  10. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 1:37am UTC
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    Boy: what should i do?
    Girl: just follow your heart.
    Boy: what do you think it says?
    Girl: I don't know..
    I'm not your heart..lol..
    Boy: you're most of it.
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    format not mine

  11. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:01am UTC
    ♥ You know it's not like
    she's forgotten about him,
    she's just dealing with the pain,
    & The f a c t that,
    she's survived so well,
    Without him.
    You know,,
    It's driving him,
    Insane.
    not my format

  12. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Life Is Short.
    so don't,
    hold back.
    forgive like you have amnesia.
    believe like a kid.
    love like crazy!
    and be yourself.
    you'll thank yourself later.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:55am UTC
    I don't have a clue why people say
    "friends before love."
    Because when it
    comes to my friends, well,
    thats the strongest love
    THERE IS

  15. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    Je t' aime,
    ti amo,
    te quiero,
    I love you.
    It doesn't matter how you Say it.
    It matters how much you Mean it. < 3
    .

  16. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    Don't follow your heart.
    Make your heart follow you.
    The things your heart desire are often the things you're better off without.

  17. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    Everyone has 3 Lives:
    A public life
    A private life
    and A secret life(;
    ♥ fav if you agree

  18. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    I've been abused, hurt, and bruised.
    I've been a player, crazy, mean and unfair.
    A girl changed it all,
    She promised to catch me whenever i fall.
    & I can stand forty days in the rain..
    ♥ to tell you that i still feel the same.♥

  19. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 2:37am UTC
    he said,"Let's just be friends"
    She told him she got plenty of those,
    So many she could count em all on her
    fingers and toes.
    She told herself she'd walk away if
    "friends" was all he'd propose.
    Then one day he looked up and whispered
    "there she goes".

  20. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 2:54am UTC
    I'm a guy & a lot of girls ask me,
    what does a guy feel when he's in love?
    answer:
    when a guy is in love,
    he's insecure, needy, clingy .
    These feelings are new so he tries act cool,
    he thinks about you all the time and
    everytime he see's you, he say's to himself,
    "Darn! aren't i lucky?"

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