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  1. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:44am UTC
    Today, in school
    the quiet kids phone went off in class,
    After he handed his phone to the teacher,
    a jock who sat in front of him,
    turned around and said to him, "Was that your girlfriend?"
    He looked the jock right in the eyes
    and replied "No, it was yours."
    I couldn't stop laughing all period.
    Stand up for yourself. Let no one control you. Don't let them judge you.

  2. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:56am UTC
    I believe,
    I believe in pink.
    I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner.
    I believe in kissing, kissing a lot.
    I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.
    I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.
    I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

  3. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:03am UTC
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    Her: You don't even know me.
    Him: I have the rest of my life to find out.
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    format not mine

  4. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:08am UTC
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    Boy: I'm so bored...I need a life...
    Girl: Yeah, it kind of sounds like you do. d:
    Boy: So..Will you be my life?
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  5. DamienIsHere DamienIsHere
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:13am UTC
    The other day...
    ///////////////// It was Rebecca Black's Birthday.
    She turned 14,
    last year she was 13,
    next year she'll be 15,
    and 16 comes afterwards. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  6. DamienIsHere DamienIsHere
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 9:55am UTC
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  7. DamienIsHere DamienIsHere
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:04am UTC
    Have you ever started writing a quote;
    Then realised that nobody would actually care?

  8. DamienIsHere DamienIsHere
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:08am UTC
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  9. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:09am UTC
    Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
    35 minutes ago • Comment • Like • Add as friend
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    Harry Potter Wait what?
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Voldemort I need to send farmville gifts to myself.


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  11. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 1:05am UTC
    I wonder;
    if my cats life turns into something like
    Tom and Jerry
    when I leave home.

  12. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 4:40am UTC
    Yelling "Stay" at a non-living object that keeps falling over.


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  15. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 3:20am UTC
    My name is shower;
    turn me on & you will get wet. ;)

  16. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 12:20am UTC
    >HIM<
    When a girl says, "Him"
    It means,
    (H)e.(I)s.(M)ine.


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  18. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    I hate you, you hate me,
    we all want to kill
    barney,
    with a boom boom bang bang barney on the floor.
    No more purple dinosaur. ;)
    ~♥~
    not my format:x

  19. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    When someone who's skinnier than you says,
    "I'm so fat"
    and you stand there like,
    "..."

  20. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    formatcredit:jssx623
    I don't know how...
    ///////////////// People can laugh in photos and still look pretty..
    I look like an awkward horse.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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