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proudtobeanobody

1. proudtobeanobody
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 3:45pm UTC
   Girl: "Why are you staring at your watch like that? Are you expecting someone?"
   Boy: "No. You see, I just got this new state-of-the art watch and I'm trying it out."
   Girl: "State of the art? What's so special about it?"
   Boy: "Well, it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. Like right now, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties."
   Girl: "Well it must be broken, because I am in fact wearing panties."
   Boy: "Oh, the thing must be an hour fast...."
   Boy: ;)
   nmq
   
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2. proudtobeanobody
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   March 23, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   *Guy walks up, asks for a piece of ice from girl's glass, and then throws it on the floor*
   Guy: Well, not that I broke the ice, can I buy you your next drink?
   Girl: ...
   
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3. proudtobeanobody
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   March 23, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away♥
   
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4. proudtobeanobody
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   March 23, 2013 3:32pm UTC
   Boy: Woah, was that an earthquake? Or did I just rock your world? ;)
   Girl: -_- *runs away*
   
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5. proudtobeanobody
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   March 23, 2013 3:26pm UTC
   Here comes Peter CottonTail...
   Hoppin' down the bunnytrail
   Because he's too lazy to run.
   
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