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quotinglikeaboss
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December 27, 2011 3:49pm UTC

"my boyfriend broke up with me, i'm gonna kill myself." you were dating for an hour and you're 5, you need to chill the f*ck out.

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October 17, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Stupid Boy.
Chapter 1
Darcy's POV
Hi, I'm Darcy Acres. Sophomore in High School. Blonde hair, blue eyes. My mom, dad, and I live in Chicago. My best friend is a dude, and I have a boyfriend. Life couldn't get any better, if you ask me. I'm a model, and on the cheer leading squad. I'm classified as popular, but... I'm not.
So today is Monday, awful. I straightened my long hair, and put my bangs back with a headband, and a pair of Abercrombie shorts and a blue shirt, and white Nike's. I coated my eye lashes with black mascara and rimmed my waterline with black eyeliner. Perfect, now I go check my phone. 4 text messages.
Okay night. - Travis.
Goodnight babe<3 - Luke.
Good morning Chicago! - Travis
Good morning my love. - Luke.
I guess you could see who's my boyfriend and who's my best friend. I texted them both back Travis and I have been friends since we were in Pre-K. I ran downstairs and grabbed my black Jansport backpack. "Bye Mom, see you later." I called as I shut the door. It was a beautiful day in June, the sun was up, the birds were chirping, and the ugly sound of a bus stopping at the end of my drive way showed up. What a nice way to start a Monday. I got on the bus and plopped right next to Travis. Travis was rather good looking, he has shiny blue eyes and dark brown hair that was skater-ish. "What's poppin`?" Travis flashed a smile. "Nothing good, besides seeing you and my boyfriend I have to go to school. ON A MONDAY." I crossed my arm and looked at the bus ceiling. "Oh." Travis sat with wide eyes. "Anyways, what are you up to ?" I asked, unfolding my arms and smiled. "Nothing." He turned and faced the window as Luke sat in the seat next to us. "Hey babe!" Luke beamed. Luke was gorgeous. He has green eyes and brown hair that flowed longer than Travis. Luke kissed my cheek and Travis coughed a little. I don't know what has gotten into him lately, he has been acting this way since I told him I was in love with Luke...

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mumblebumble
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October 17, 2011 3:51am UTC

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If you can sing,
you have no idea how incredibly
lucky you really are.
I am so jealous of you.
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Noah
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October 17, 2011 3:47pm UTC

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AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn
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October 17, 2011 7:11pm UTC

I don't love him.
I'm just very, very, very, very, very, very, super duper incredibly
fond of him.
that's all.

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Noah
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October 17, 2011 3:12pm UTC

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itsallgood
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October 16, 2011 8:32pm UTC

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October 17, 2011 2:06pm UTC

The casual moment when you get whipped in the face by a black guys dread...

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MissAnna
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October 17, 2011 6:55pm UTC

I SWEAR TO YOU, I WAS ACTUALLY WORTH
a chance.

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FunZy0x4
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October 17, 2011 6:49pm UTC

I HATE HAVING TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK TO SEE
THE NEXT EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE SHOW.

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iloveyouevenifyoudont
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October 17, 2011 7:53pm UTC

Saying:
"You're Welcome"
Like Sadie from AWKWARD
...When you feel like being obnoxious

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Amazing_Emma13
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October 12, 2011 7:53pm UTC

being so worried where your stomach is in knots & you can't breathe.

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Amazing_Emma13
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October 14, 2011 11:45pm UTC

That moment when you think you came up with a wicked good quote , but then nobody faves it.

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Amazing_Emma13
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October 15, 2011 12:03am UTC

it seems whenever i'm on my period, the only quotes i see are about your period ...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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loveyualways
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October 16, 2011 10:13pm UTC

Aaron, Adam, Adrian, Alec, Alex, Andrew, Anthony, Austin, Bentley, Bobby, Brad, Braden, Brandon, Brendon, Brent, Brian, Brody, Bryce, Caleb,Cameron, Carlos, Carter, Chad, Chris, Christian, Cody, Cole, Colin, Connor, Damien, Dan, Daniel, David, Dean, Derek, Dion, Dominic, Drew, Dustin, Eddie, Elijah, Elliot, Eric, Ethan, Evan,Finn, Flynn, Frank, Freddie, Gabe, Gavin, Ian, Jack, Jacob, James, Jared, Jeff, Jeremiah, Jimmy, Joey, John, Josh, Julian, Justin, Kane,Kent, Kevin, Kyle, Liam, Logan, Lucas, Mark, Matt, Max, Michael, Mike, Mitchell, Nathan, Nate, Nicholas, Nick,Oliver, Parker, Patrick, Paul, Peter, Phillip, Quinn, Reed, Ryan, Sam, Scott, Seth, Steve, Tanner, Teddy, Tim, Thomas, Tom, Tony, Travis, Tyler, Vinny, Will, Xavier, Zack, Zach.
♥
-Fave if I named him. Comment if i forgot him.♥
*sorry i had to re-do this quote*

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xxxiLoveHimxxx
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October 17, 2011 7:22pm UTC

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October 17, 2011 7:21pm UTC

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itsstorytime
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October 17, 2011 12:12pm UTC

Cliques and Lies.PrologueThey're the three most popular girls. Mackenzie King, based on her last name you can probably tell she's the leader. Her two little followers, Heather Knight and Meghan Richards. They rule the halls of Midland High, yet they don't know I know each of their secrets. And I'm bringing them down.

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