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reillymae27
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August 13, 2011 2:31pm UTC
Hidden, dirty joke on shake it up
female cop: "Gary, my tazer is fully charged and im not afraid to use it"
Gary: "mine to;)"
should i start a series?
nmf

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reillymae27
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August 13, 2011 2:46pm UTC
Hidden, dirty jokes on shake it up #2
Duce: " hey Rocky, you know how you have always wanted to 'hang out' with Ricky Nelson?"

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reillymae27
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August 13, 2011 2:51pm UTC
Hidden, dirty jokes on shake it up #3
Rocky (on a date): " 2 girls are better than one!"

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reillymae27
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August 13, 2011 8:37pm UTC
Sam and freddie have always fought, but now they are together.
this gives me hope...

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reillymae27
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August 13, 2011 11:25pm UTC
fav this,
Because my pet ant died today </3
and i need to know someone cares
LOL JK. BUT THIS IS WHAT SOME OF YOU SOUND LIKE.

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reillymae27
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August 14, 2011 10:47am UTC
Hidden, dirty jokes on shake it up #4
Flynn: "the kid with the underwear always comes out on top"

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