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April 13, 2012 10:13pm UTC

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ELMOS WORLD

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ppaige2001
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April 13, 2012 9:57pm UTC

I WISH I COULD HAVE A TOP QUOTE...?

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ppaige2001
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April 13, 2012 9:54pm UTC

NEVER LIVE ON WISHES, LIVE ON, AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST!

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ppaige2001
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April 13, 2012 9:49pm UTC

FRIDAY THE 13TH
THE DAY OF JASON!

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ppaige2001
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April 13, 2012 9:36pm UTC

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
IDK...ASK THE CHICKEN NOT ME

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ppaige2001
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April 13, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Taking a drivers test!
Drivers Ed Teacher: Lets get going!
Driver: (starts to back out)
Drivers Ed Teacher: WOAH!
Driver: (Slams on breaks) WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drivers Ed Teacher: I thought I saw an octopus my eyes must be playin tricks on me today!
FROM YOUTUBE
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ppaige2001
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April 13, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Wow! You're just so cool because you wear your hat backwards, oh come on, give me a break!

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ppaige2001
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April 13, 2012 9:11pm UTC

who youre just so cool you wear your hat backwars come on give me a breakSpeak, my friends, speak.I apologize for my weirdness.

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ppaige2001
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April 11, 2012 2:31pm UTC

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT #ppaige_2001

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ppaige2001
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April 11, 2012 2:18pm UTC

After my friend gave me One Direction Concert Tickets
* * * * * * * * *
Me:(walks out door)
Mom: Where do you think your going
Me: umm... the library?
Mom: Your not going to the library
Me: You caught me Im just going somewhere
Mom: Wheres that?
Me: Just head in One Direction
Mom: Okay? Kids and there weird catch phrases?

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ppaige2001
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April 11, 2012 2:06pm UTC

JOKE #23
Q: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half!
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April 11, 2012 1:26pm UTC

If you want to make a bet with someone dont say when pigs fly because if someone brings a pig on an airplane then pigs have flied.
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ppaige2001
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April 10, 2012 5:11pm UTC

FAVE FOR FOLLOW! :)

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ppaige2001
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April 10, 2012 1:07pm UTC

McDonalds Worker: What can I get you today!
Customer: I see your hiring can I have a job?
McDonalds Worker: NO!
Customer: Why not?
McDonalds Worker:Trust me you dont want this job!

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April 10, 2012 12:51pm UTC

She Was So Blonde
She was so blonde...
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'
She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.
If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test... and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.
She sold the car for gas money.

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ppaige2001
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April 10, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Locked Out of Car
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

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ppaige2001
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April 10, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Yell for Help
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

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ppaige2001
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April 10, 2012 12:32pm UTC

NYAN CAT!

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ppaige2001
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April 10, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Did you know?
If you date somebody in middle school there is a 99.99999468349999% chance you wont end up with them when your older!

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ppaige2001
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April 9, 2012 12:18am UTC

If you ever leave me baby...leave some of your cash behind...cause im a gold digger that loves money...so give it to me now or checks will be fine...!

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