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potatolover123

1. potatolover123
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE.
   Me; I'm late on my period...
   Guy i have a thing with; is this a bad thing?
   Me; YEAH! it's a sign on pregnancy...
   Him; are you serious?
   Me; yeah...
   Him; good thing its april fools day ;) and even if you were pregnant, i wouldn't leave. that baby needs a father.<3
   sweetest thing EVER<3
   
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2. potatolover123
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   March 26, 2012 8:40pm UTC
   Tomorrow is the day I find out if I get heart surgery.. scared as hell..
   Can I get some fav's for support?
   Please Witty .. <3
   
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3. potatolover123
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   March 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC
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4. potatolover123
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   March 21, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   I wish memories were like text messages,
   Where i could delete the ones i hate,
   And save the ones i love<3
   
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5. potatolover123
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   March 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   I have my real life, and then my Witty life.
   So, I'm basically Hannah Montana.
   
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6. potatolover123
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   March 20, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   When your ex asks you if you can still be friends right after you break up is like a kidnapper telling you to keep in touch...
   
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7. potatolover123
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   March 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   That reflex you get when your crush turns to look at you while you're already staring at him...
   
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8. potatolover123
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   March 19, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   I get jealous everytime another girl holds you, because for a second, she's holding my whole world..
   
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9. potatolover123
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   March 19, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   Do you realize how much time I wasted thinking about you? Seriously, I could have been finding a cure to cancer or something...
   
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10. potatolover123
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    March 19, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    I can't be friends with someone who I used to be in love with.
    
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11. potatolover123
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    March 19, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    First date= awkward
    First kiss= heavenly
    First love= irreplacable
    First heartbreak= unforgettable
    
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12. potatolover123
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    March 19, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    When your cookie becomes suicidal and decides to drown itself at the bottom of your milk...
    
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13. potatolover123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    I still have feelings for you. And no matter how many times I tell myself that I'm better off without you, a part of me just won't let go. <|3
    
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