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polkadot219
posted a quote
March 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Do you wanna kick it in the backseat?!?
I have a Smart-car, there is no backseat.....

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polkadot219
posted a quote
March 24, 2011 4:08pm UTC

How come when you jam or hurt your finger somehow,your first reaction is to
stick it in your mouth??
please tell me i'm not the only one.

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polkadot219
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 1:18pm UTC

Adding "el" to the beginning
and "o" to the end of a word
to make it sound Spanish.
You know you do it! :P

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polkadot219
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Hardest thing to do?
Hold in your tears.
</3

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polkadot219
posted a quote
January 5, 2011 5:14pm UTC

Interracial Love
<3

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polkadot219
posted a quote
January 5, 2011 3:47pm UTC

I'm a sophomore girl, dating a freshman guy.
Age doesn't matter.
So, Why can't people just except that?

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polkadot219
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 7:02pm UTC

Getting in the shower and realizing
you only have a sliver of soap left :/

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polkadot219
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 8:51pm UTC

I can finally listen to that song,
And not shed a tear.
<3
its a good feeling.

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polkadot219
posted a quote
November 27, 2010 4:40pm UTC

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
we fought with our friends over a crayon
the only cuts we had were from falling on the playground
we thought boys were icky
we cryed ourself to sleep at night because our hampster died
we only had to brush our hair in the morning
when boys only stole our pencils
HIGHSCHOOL
we fight with our friends over a boy
our cuts are done on purpose
boys are 99.9% of our lives
we cry ourself to sleep at night because he didnt notice you
we take an hour to get ready in the morning
where boys steal your heart
made this a long time ago
comment/ fave
:)

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polkadot219
posted a quote
November 27, 2010 4:13pm UTC

Mom- "Who you texting?!"
Me- "My boyfriend Pablo."
Mom- *freaks out*

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polkadot219
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 9:19pm UTC

If I see another "why, what's up?" thing on Facebook
I might punch a baby!

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polkadot219
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 10:28pm UTC

Annual American Deaths from...
Tobacco.........................................400,000
Alcohol...........................................100,000
All Legal Drugs............................20,000
All Illegal Drugs............................15,000
Caffeine.........................................2,000
Aspirin............................................500
Marijuana.......................................0
So what's the problem?
Legalize!

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polkadot219
posted a quote
October 17, 2010 7:25pm UTC

(.)(.)
Save the boobies!
Its breast cancer awareness month, be aware.

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polkadot219
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 1:36pm UTC

GO GREEN!
(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے
fav if you get it ;D

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polkadot219
posted a quote
October 14, 2010 9:36pm UTC

Blondes tease
Brunettes please ;)
^very true^
;D

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polkadot219
posted a quote
September 30, 2010 8:07pm UTC

GO GREEN!
fave if you get it
;D