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  1. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    format credit to; idance. dearblankpleaseblank.com
    Dear America,
    Why don't you run on me instead of donuts?
    Sincerely, treadmill

  2. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:37pm UTC
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    I wish somebody
    would come up with makeup
    for the inside, because then
    there would be a lot more
    beautiful people
    in the world.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  3. alyssa51998 alyssa51998
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:51am UTC
    & who else when whatching tv looks in the background at the randomn people instead of the actual people in the movie or show :)

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    my mom doesn't understand that;
    even though my room looks dirty to her,
    I know where my things are.
    -MILEY CYRUS. ♥

  5. em_gurgle14 em_gurgle14
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your teacher
    is trying to help
    somebody with their
    work, but their butt
    is in your face.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    "Don't move
    There's something in your hair"
    You: GET IT OUT , GET IT OUT,
    GET IT OUUUUT

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    You get when someone says...
    "Oh, I heard something about you."

  8. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:26am UTC
    Hmm this text sounds a little harsh.
    I'll just add a smiley face at the end.

  9. em_gurgle14 em_gurgle14
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:50am UTC
    I love seeing 5th graders;
    With pin-straight hair,
    UGGS,
    iPhones
    ,Vera Bradleys
    , and a full
    Abercrombie&Fitch Wardrobe.
    Like, seriously?
    When I was your age,
    M y biggest priority was watching High School Musical.

  10. ashleydancer98 ashleydancer98
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Every year
    i look back and realize how
    ugly the clothes i wore were
    the year before

  11. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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  12. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Little Does
    everyone know that the girl who's always smiling
    has a secret identity as the girl who falls asleep with
    t e a r s r u n n i n g d o w n h e r f a c e

  13. miggleswiggles miggleswiggles
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    while hollywood stars go to fancy parties, i sit home and eat ice cream.
    fail.

  14. miggleswiggles miggleswiggles
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    the annoying moment when you have an itch on your face, and you have things in your hands.
    and your like fml

  15. miggleswiggles miggleswiggles
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    that awkward moment when someone accuses you of farting, and you say "no! it was the chair!"and when you try to make the sound again it doesnt work..

  16. miggleswiggles miggleswiggles
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    Dear Friend,
    I act buddy buddy with a you when we hangout, and then go and talk behind your back when your not looking.
    sincerely, girls needa find a better hobby.

  17. plom56 plom56
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    things fall apart,
    so that other things,
    can fall together.
    <3

  18. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    in school i'm just another normal kid,
    but at sleepovers with my friends, im like a rabid squirrel on drugs♥
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    to do list:
    go to a football game.
    hold up an enormous sign that reads,
    "the guy behind me can't see :)"

:)

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