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plaidqueen

1. plaidqueen
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   That awkard moment when you remember that you're a loner
   That nice moment when you realize that you aren't anymore
   
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2. plaidqueen
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   That akward moment that you realize that he knows you've been staring at him the whole entire time.
   The awesome moment when he stares back. ;)
   
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3. plaidqueen
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   Hera was a jealous beotch
   Zeus was just a player
   Apollo was a poetry nerd
   Athena was a know it all
   Haphaestus got married to Aphrodite just because she was pretty
   Ares was the god of war
   Do I really need to say much more?
   Aphrodite was a man eater
   Dionysus was a drunk
   Demeter starved Greece to death because she couldn't have her daughter back
   Poseiden fooled around with women, who happened to NOT be his wife, just like Zeus
   Hades kidnapped his wife, once again, because she was PRETTY
   And your telling me people actaully worshipped these idiots?
   Just Kidding, I love Greek mythology:)
   
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4. plaidqueen
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2011 2:50pm UTC
   Who cares about vampires with nice cars?
   and wizards with broomsticks?
   My boyfriend is a fallen angel named Patch and he drives me home on his motorcycle
   
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5. plaidqueen
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2011 2:40pm UTC
   Baby ur a firework
   so don't stop believing
   cuz ur f***ing perfect 2 me
   
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6. plaidqueen
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2011 10:59am UTC
   Under the mistletoe with Justin Bieber?
   Gurrrrl, please!
   
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