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lovecrazy
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March 15, 2013 4:48pm UTC

We're Americans.
We have freedom. We spell words like "favor" without that useless "u." We don't have cool accents. We say "mom" instead of "mum." We have some of the biggest idiots ever. And our existence just písses most people off.

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BlackButterflies
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March 15, 2013 2:24am UTC

i just feel the need to tell you all that my school has a once-yearly ceremony where we invite an old man in a kilt up on stag and watch him scream poetry at a haggis and threatens it with a sword. then, all the prefects drink whiskey with the old man. i wish i was joking, but no.

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SPN
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March 14, 2013 11:28pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
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March 15, 2013 2:27am UTC

when boys say lesbian couples are hot but gay guys are disgusting:
no.
when girls say gay guys are adorable but lesbians are disgusting:
also no.
when anyone thinks anyone is disgusting because of what gender they prefer:
no. no. no

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kitkat929m
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February 6, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Today the teacher was trying to tell us that One Direction was at our school last year. We had her ask a different teacher and she said they did. She call her husbands room (He is also a teacher in the grade above) and had a kid come down and he said they did. (She didn't tell him anything. She just asked him and he said yes.) And she said that Miss Hobbes (The guidance counselor) might have a video. So she had her come in and she said that if she found the video she would come in and show us. About 5 mintues later she showed us. At first it was two teacher being like "Omg! One Direction is here." And "Shut the front door!" and then the lights went dark. Then you saw five guys walk in and then the girls went CRAZY. Then the lights came on and then it was 5 of the teachers! I so am mad at the teachers now!

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Zxcuiocatlover
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January 31, 2013 12:46am UTC

One day the ballon sliped out of the little girls hands,and she didn't catch it fast enough so all she could do was stand there and watch it fly away slowley.

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Zxcuiocatlover
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February 1, 2013 5:36pm UTC

I do not care if it's an average size fish,
I do not care if I'm to old to say this,
I do not care if it's called a clownfish,
I'm still calling it a "Little Nemo fish".

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Zxcuiocatlover
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February 6, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Drip Drop, Hey what the crap man! You spilled by last bit of happieness!

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fruitsbasket
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February 5, 2013 7:45pm UTC

The saddest people
Smile the brightest..
The lonliest people
Are the kindest
And the most damaged people,
are the wisest.

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lovecrazy
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February 6, 2013 4:27pm UTC

There's a lot of fake people in the world,
but there's even more on Witty.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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codyd10
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February 3, 2013 3:52pm UTC

IM IN NEW YORK WITH MY COUSINS TO WATCH TO SUPER BOWL, MY UNCLE WAS ON THE RAVENS A FEW YEARS AGO HE WON THE SUPERBOWL WHILE HE WAS ON THE TEAM TOO SOON FUUUUCCCCCKKK YEA GOOOO RAVENS

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