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December 17, 2013 11:48am UTC

Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
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Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me.

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December 17, 2013 11:32am UTC

when i look at you i get butterflies hydrochloric acid in my stomach

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December 16, 2013 9:44pm UTC

Whoever decides the Grammy nominees should be fired right now

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December 15, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i swear 2013 has gone by faster than any other year

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December 15, 2013 12:08pm UTC

people who sleep in class and don't get caught : how do you do it??

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December 15, 2013 12:06pm UTC

you don't realize how long one second is, until you try to test how long you can hold your breath

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December 13, 2013 12:21pm UTC

2013 : Teen Moms
2020 : Tween Moms

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December 13, 2013 11:58am UTC

Nemo : *touches the boat*
Nemo's friends : *gasp* He touched the butt

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December 12, 2013 12:15pm UTC

do you ever have these moments when you're talking and then suddenly
.....you go BLANK like you just forget everything for one moment??

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December 12, 2013 10:23am UTC

Can i go to the future and see if its worth going through all this sh/t..and THEN i'll decide whether i want to stay here

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December 12, 2013 10:06am UTC

dear teachers,
please do not take it personally when students yawn in class.
we suffer from inadequate sleep and the difficult decision of
whether to stay up late or get extra sleep.
sincerely,
misunderstood student

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December 11, 2013 12:47pm UTC

Me : Okay, i'll just go look it up on Google
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loaded*
Me : Now, what was i gonna look up??

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December 10, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Just because i'm young, doesn't mean i don't have feelings
Just because i'm young, doesn't mean i don't understand
Just because i'm young, doesn't mean i'm never right
Just because i'm young, doesn't mean i'm stupid
Just because i'm young, doesn't mean i shouldn't get angry
Just because i'm young, doesn't mean you can say whatever and expect me to shut up
Just because i'm young, doesn't mean you can yell at me all you want and expect me to be okay with it

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December 10, 2013 7:50am UTC

Me : Mom, my head hurts soo bad
Mom : Oh its probably nothing
Me : Oh no a few pages from my textbook are missing
Mom : OMG, okay do you want me to drive you over to your friend's place so that you can get a photocopy?or, i'll do it for you..Or you know what, i'll just buy you a new one..or maybe one of your cousins has the same book or I'll go print out some 'missing' posters and you go call the police!!they'll find it!

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December 9, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Person : Where are you from??
Me : Witty
Person : What??
Me : What??

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December 8, 2013 12:32pm UTC

Me : Mom, I feel kinda sick
Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
Me : Mom, my stomach hurts
Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
Me : Mom, i feel dizzy
Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
Me : Mom, I think i'm gonna pass out
Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
Me : Mom, i think i'm dying
Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
Me : Mom, i'm dead
Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school

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December 8, 2013 9:50am UTC

i would tell you what's wrong but i don't know where to start

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December 7, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Say something I'm giving up on you
I'll be the one, if you want me to

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December 7, 2013 9:57am UTC

I mistook you for the person I thought you were

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December 7, 2013 9:55am UTC

Me : *tells a joke*
Mom : Uh huh...so???..........I didn't get it
Me : *tells the joke again*
Mom : Okay...what about it??
Me : Its funny and you're supposed to laugh!!
Mom : ....................

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