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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. cookie_monster_love cookie_monster_love
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    Already Gone
    Part One
    “I was leaving. I did not know when, and I did not know where I would be going. All I knew was that I had to get out of here.”
    As fifteen-year old Caliope, or Cali, Jane Evans sat on her rooftop, looking out at the setting sun that was what she decided. To get out of Addieville, Illinois; population 249. Everyone knew everyone, whether by word of mouth, or an actual face-to-face relationship, nobody could get away with anything. She knew she would never here the end of this, this big screw-up. She would be blamed by her practically perfect parents, who expected all of their lives to be right out of a fifties sitcom. Her mother, Addison Joanna Evans was a slender woman, with a graceful neck and long legs. She had auburn hair, which was normally worn in a high bun. Cali would sometimes look at the pictures of her mother from her teens and twenties, and saw that her mother would wear her hair in a way that nowadays, she would call “inappropriate”. In other words, her hair was a feathered style, which made Cali nearly green with envy. Nathan Alexander Evans was a stout man with a slightly crooked nose from a fight way back when he was a young man in high school. He had black hair with a bushy mustache and spectacles. Caliope constantly looked at her father and mother together, and could not comprehend how on Earth the two were a pair.
    Caliope pulled her blonde hair out of her tanned and freckled face. She had always wondered how she had blonde hair, while neither of her parents or relatives natural hair color was anywhere close to hers. She had a cousin on her mother’s side that dyed her hair bleach-blonde two months ago, but her natural hair color was a deep brown. She sighed to herself, “I don’t know how I’m going to pull this off,” she muttered to herself.
    “Pull what off, Caliope?” Her mother’s voice rand from her empty room, “I thought I told you to not go onto the roof without me or your father knowing. You could fall, sweetheart.”
    “ Like I’m that lucky,” Cali muttered under her breath.
    “What was that?” Addison’s high voice rang in Caliope’s doubled pierced ears.
    “Nothing, Mother!” She replied quickly. Caliope turned up her iPod’s volume, but nothing on this Earth could drown out her mother’s shrill voice.
    “I to you to come inside, Caliope,” her mother screeched.
    “Actually Mother,” Caliope replied, her voice dripping with sarcasm, “you said, and I quote, ‘I thought I told you to not go onto the roof without me or your father knowing. You could fall, sweetheart,’ end quote.”
    “ Caliope Jane Evans, you get inside or else I swear I will-”
    “You’ll what, Mother?” Cali interjected angrily. “Ground me? Like I don’t sneak off at night! Yell at me? I’ve mastered the art of ignoring people like you Mother Dearest! The truth is, ‘Mommy’, you can’t control me! I think you and Dad know it too!”
    “ Cali, I-” She tried again, her voice much softer this time.
    “Just don’t talk to me Mother. I sure as hell won’t be listening.” And with that, Caliope slammed the door in her shocked mother’s face. As soon as the door was closed though, she ran to her bed and just screamed. She screamed for her mom, she screamed for her poor father, she screamed for her ex-boyfriend, Drake, and most importantly, she screamed for her life, as it shattered into a thousand pieces, ever since the moment she looked at the small stick confirming her what she already knew; Caliope was pregnant.

  3. cookie_monster_love cookie_monster_love
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    Already Gone
    Part Two
    “The next morning was awkward. My mom would act as if I was not there, but when she thought I was not looking, would stare at me with pain in her eyes. My poor Daddy just hid behind his giant newspaper, trying to act as if nothing was wrong. But I was just seething, probably because of the hormones. I have been pregnant for two months now, and I gained about two pounds. I knew I had to pack tonight if I wanted to leave, rather than be thrown out like last week’s tuna leftovers from my mother’s big gala.”
    Cali packed all her designer clothes, including the ones she never wanted, because she did not know where she would be after that night. She packed all her cosmetics, and her hygienic products. She also took three photo albums. The first, being made of pictures of Cali’s mom and dad in their early age, was one of her favorites. The second was made of pictures of Caliope as a baby, and the third was just pictures that Cali had taken of friends, boyfriends, and just random things. She packed her Mac book, iPod, iHome portable docking station, and cell phone. That night, after her mother and dad went to sleep, she took her two suitcases and got in her convertible and silently tried to start her car. It made a loud noise and then shut down. Caliope tried again. This time, it made and even louder noise, and shut down again. Her mother and father ran outside, her mom in a nightgown and curlers, while her dad was in those old flannel striped pajamas.
    “Cali, honey, what are you doing?!” Her mother cried. Caliope, ignoring her mother, tried to start the car again. The convertible just would not start. Caliope’s father saw the suitcases.
    “Are you trying to leave us Caliope?” Caliope remained silent, still trying to start her stubborn car. “Caliope Jane Evans! Answer me!” Caliope still ignored her dear father, tears forming in her eyes now, while the white car would not start. “Dammit Caliope! I told you to answer me!” Her father roared. Caliope still ignored her father, while tears gently streamed down her face. Her father, exasperated, just sighed, and then opened the car door. While her father was short, Cali was shorter, so he lifted her out of the car with great ease, and carried by her arms, her feet dangling by the ground. The whole way in, Caliope was screaming, kicking, and sobbing. Her father carried her up the stairs and into her bedroom. Her dad set her on the bed, and at that moment her mother walked in with the suitcases. “Addison,” her dad said softly, “please let me talk to Caliope alone.”
    “What?” Her mother squawked, “But I am her mother! I have a right to stay and hear her explanation!”
    “Addison…” he warned, “Please. Just let me talk to Caliope.”
    “B-but I- I Think I shou- Fine.” And with that, she sauntered out of the room.
    “Cali, sweetheart, what’s wrong?” He asked quietly.
    “Daddy, I’m scared! I screwed up! I hate it here though! And I guess it was just a way of trying to rebel or something, but Daddy I can’t stay in Addieville! Everyone will hate me!” Caliope sobbed, while flinging her small arms on her father’s shoulders.
    “Caliope, what happened? You can tell me Cali. I’m your father!” He practically whispered.
    “Daddy, Drake and I broke up. Well, he broke up with me.”
    “You’re crying over a boy? Caliope, that is not how your mother and I raised you. We taught you to be strong, and hold fast. That Drake character was never right for you anyway!”
    “No, Daddy, he broke up with me when I told him that I was- that I was…”
    “That you were what?! Caliope, you aren’t… are you?”
    “… pregnant. I’m so sorry Daddy, I messed-” She began, but Cali never got to finish her sentence because her father swiftly got up and walked out, slamming the door behind him. Before the slam though, Caliope heard him say one word. “Pack.”

  4. sunset_xo_sunrise sunset_xo_sunrise
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 3:10pm UTC
    Today,
    I realized they can't make an iTouch for
    kids because it would be called an iTouch Kids.
    MLIA.

  5. lookitslindseytrick lookitslindseytrick
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 9:08pm UTC
    Where do all my
    freakin'
    bobbypins go?!
    -♥
    fave if you loose tem ALL the time too!
    Ps. This is quote billon!:)

  6. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 1:39pm UTC
    I've ran with scissors
    a n d l i v e d t o t e l l t h e s t o r y
    I must have super-powers or something :)
    .

  7. cowsrule7 cowsrule7
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 3:19pm UTC
    Pardon Me,
    Sir. Gangster
    Your trousers are descending(:

  8. sexykayleegirlxo sexykayleegirlxo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 6:52pm UTC
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  9. xocutiepie7 xocutiepie7
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 9:42pm UTC
    &+ don't
    you hate that awkward
    momment;
    [( when an ugly person calls themselves ugly. )]

  10. shortstuffx4 shortstuffx4
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 11:17am UTC
    Isn't it strange how a heart is shaped like two teardrops?
    Once the heart breaks, the tears start falling.
    credit to miama for the borderr.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. headintheclouds_ headintheclouds_
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 11:17am UTC
    last time i checked love
    was a game for two ------,
    `----> NOT three .

  13. divafevame divafevame
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 11:13am UTC
    Phil: Hey guys, we should come back next week!
    Allen: Oh no sorry i cant the jonas brothers are in town.
    -Hangover<3

  14. Konquest9 Konquest9
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:36pm UTC
    There's gotta be a reason
    oureyesalwaysmeet
    <3


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. arianaaa arianaaa
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 4:31pm UTC
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  17. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:31pm UTC
    I miss licking it.
    -------------------------------------
    I miss sucking it.
    -------------------------------------
    I miss slurping the
    sticky wet juices off of it.
    -------------------------------------
    damn it!
    *********************
    I wish i didn't drop my popsicle.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. JustDriveAway_ JustDriveAway_
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 3:57pm UTC
    Never bother a girl listening to her iPod.
    She wants to be alone. She's in her own world,
    where the only thing going through her head is music.
    A world where worries don't exist. She's tuning the real world out.

  20. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 3:17pm UTC
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    [<3] press the heart? [<3]

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