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divafevame

1. divafevame
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   Me: I'll always be here for you!
   Friend: thanks.
   Me: ....
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Friend:
   Me:
   Me: its okay i know you'd never be there for me anyway.
   
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2. divafevame
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 7:32pm UTC
   BOYS SUCK.
   
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3. divafevame
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   I'd do anything to loose 10 pounds,
   except eat healthy and work out, of course.
   
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4. divafevame
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   &andsometimes
   I think you dont even want to be friends with me anymore
   
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5. divafevame
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 12:07pm UTC
   whenever I'm scrolling through top quotes and I see one that says
   • pending moderation •
   It makes me want to know what it said so bad
   
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6. divafevame
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 12:37pm UTC
   I just miss you.
   
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7. divafevame
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 10:17am UTC
   fave if you go on witty
   at school.
   
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8. divafevame
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2012 7:19pm UTC
   Saying "lol"
   at the end of a mean sentence to make it sound less mean
   your really annoying lol
   
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9. divafevame
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 9:59pm UTC
   Me: I'm finally happy!
   Life: lol no just wait
   
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10. divafevame
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    S.A.D. Day today,
    Single.Awarness.Day
    care to support? hit the ♥
    
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11. divafevame
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 8:35am UTC
    "I wasnt that drunk.."
    dude,you peed in the sink and washed you hands in the {dirty} toilet
    
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12. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    "Rawr."
    does not mean I love you in dinosaur language.
    Ever seen Jurassic Park?
    It means "I"m going to f**cking eat you."
    -twitterrr
    
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13. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:29am UTC
    yougotthatfromwitty...
    "shhh it sounded good"
    
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14. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:18am UTC
    Yougotthatfromamoive..
    "B*tch just let me have my moment!"
    twittaaa♥
    
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15. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    the
    you. me.♥ world
    around doesn't
    revolve
    
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16. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    oh. another word for "I"m hurt."
    -tumblrr
    
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17. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    That amazing feeling
    you get when you finish all of your homework.
    
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18. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your boyfriend reminds the doctor that you gag easily.
    -twiterr
    
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19. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you send a text to the wrong person.
    
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20. divafevame
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Oh, you still love me?
    That's sweet.
    Now tell me, how many of your other ex-girlfriends are you saying that to?
    -twitterr
    
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