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1. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 4:56pm UTC
   And Don't You Just Get So Annoyed When
   People Respond To Your Texts With Just A
   YUP or Kk
   
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2. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2011 4:26pm UTC
   avpm<3 avps<3
   the new guy on glee, blane, used to be in there plays, avpm (a very potter musical) and avps ( a very potter sequel) on youtube. watch it! f*cking hilarious!!!
   
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3. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 11:58pm UTC
   We Were Given:
   -two hands to hold.
   -two legs to walk.
   -two eyes to see.
   -two ears to listen.
   But why only one heart? Because the other was given to another. For us to find.
   
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4. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2010 9:50am UTC
   a person needs three things in this world:
   someone to love,
   something to do,
   and something to hope for.
   <3
   writer unknown
   
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5. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2010 5:56pm UTC
   somebody call 911, shawty fire burning on the dance floor!!!
   you just got to love fred!!
   
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6. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2010 3:48pm UTC
   girl: ok so i like you,
   boy: i like you too!
   girl: so you want to go out?
   boy: no, i like being single.
   my convo with the boy i really like.
   
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7. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2010 9:19pm UTC
   staring into the fridge for ten minutes then finally noticing that there is nothing there.
   all mine:)
   
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8. picklemicdofenhimer
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   August 20, 2010 11:35am UTC
   who needs love<3
   
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9. picklemicdofenhimer
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2010 10:01am UTC
   Stefan and Elena in bed at Stefan's house. Damon walks in:
   Stefan: "Damon, seriously get out of here!"
   Damon: "if i see something i haven't seen before i'll throw a dollar at it. "
   Damon and stefan salvator vampire diaries!
   
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10. picklemicdofenhimer
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 11:24pm UTC
    ok so i went to Compounce lake today and there was this guy and he was working the ride and a kid said, "heey you look like Justin Bieber!" the dude said he was insulted and so i laughed at him, when i came back from the ride he says to me, " you sounded like someone from the Simpsons when you laughed at me," i said, "ya, ok Justin Beiber." and walked away, everyone laughed behind me and he blushed.
    true story, i swear, like i am really not lieing!
    
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11. picklemicdofenhimer
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 11:11pm UTC
    your right mike, i am cooler than you!!
    all mine!
    
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12. picklemicdofenhimer
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    August 19, 2010 11:05pm UTC
    i hate the color baby blue, because you where my baby and you made me blue:( i loved you.
    
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13. picklemicdofenhimer
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    August 18, 2010 8:42pm UTC
    the reason theres nothing here is because there are no words to describe you
    <3
    
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14. picklemicdofenhimer
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 12:19pm UTC
    black backround ;
    & i love him,
    that was a mistake,
    because once i start,
    i can never stop.
    all mine,
    
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15. picklemicdofenhimer
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    August 14, 2010 11:53am UTC
    & he's like the song,
    that's stuck in your head all day long
    
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16. picklemicdofenhimer
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    August 14, 2010 11:37am UTC
    I watched the girl through the water bottle and after i wished i had introduced myself to her and said "hi, im your biggest fan."
    i hate Justin Bieber! thank you girl with the water bottle, i wish i had your number, click the organ if you do too!
    
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17. picklemicdofenhimer
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    "life sucks and then we die, if only i could to be so lucky."
    Jacob black, breaking dawn!
    
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18. picklemicdofenhimer
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    lady at the front desk-someone call 911!
    me-hold on, hello operator, what's the damn number for 911?
    operator-hold on one sec, okay i believe the number you are looking for is 911.
    me-thank you! (runs to dial 911)
    totally true story!
    
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19. picklemicdofenhimer
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    highlight this if you like pickles!!
    now if you highlighted this and you don't like pickles click the organ!
    
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20. picklemicdofenhimer
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    and Buffy stakes Edward...
    THE END!
    ALL MINE, FAV. PLEASE
    
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