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phoenitastic48

1. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC
   Im getting a catfish and I don't know what to call it. I want it to be cool. I have a couple ideas; Pablo or Bokchoy. Any ideas? It has to be unique ;D
   
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2. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 2:21am UTC
   Bokchoy...
   A word that will never get old.
   In my head anyway. ;D
   
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3. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 6:14am UTC
   Awkward moment # 12345
   Me: " OMG Did they say anything about me?"
   Her: " No."
   
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4. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 6:09am UTC
   Signing up for something
   Oh this stuff you dont need to read...
   Did you read the terms and conditions?
   HELLS TO THE YEAH!
   
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5. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   Does anyone else
   ever listen to music in the car and imagine an epic music video with you as the main star?
   Or is it just me....
   
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6. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   Gets first follower
   "Wow, look at how popular I am!''
   
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7. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC
   (Checking on your followers and scrolling down seeing you dont have any)
   Oh yeah thats right.. hmmm...
   (Follow!)
   Looking at your notifications
   Your username here
   ---------------------------- has followed you!
   How do you like me now?!
   
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8. phoenitastic48
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 4:08am UTC
   My friends: Oh yeah remember that time when we were all-
   Oh yeah! -
   Awesome! -
   Best time ever!
   Me: Oh yeah! Haha good times...
   My friends: (Awkwardly staring at me) You werent even there
   Me: (Carries on eating my food)
   Haha ironic how I don't have any friends any more...
   
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