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June 15, 2011 2:44pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[X] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other- $75
Total: $50
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
[X] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Total so far: $150
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $225
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $325
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[X] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $475
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600
Total so far: $690
Vision?
[] perfect vision - $400
[]need/have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[X] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1090
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[X] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1540
Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: $2065
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[X] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
Total: $3065

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June 10, 2011 11:46am UTC

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet + car you want)
Fizz Veron
YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The Painting Rain Tour
YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
(first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
Danni December
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
favorite color + favorite animal)
Purple Platypus (WTF?)
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name + city where you were born)
Caroline Birmingham
YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
Purbe
SUPERHERO NAME
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
The Blue Dr Pepper
NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers)
Walter Robert
STRIPPER NAME:
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
Light Bonbon
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
(your favorite season/holiday + flower)
Winter Pansy
CARTOON NAME:
(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
Strawberry Blazer
HIPPY NAME:
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
Yogurt Willow
VAMPIRE NAME:
(Name you want + Cullen)
Martha Cullen

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June 8, 2011 3:48pm UTC

10 things I want to say to people:
1) You've changed man.
2) I can't freaking do it!
3) My hair is red. Not ginger.
4) Seriously man, say it to my face.
5) Honey, if your skirt was one inch shorter, it would make a really nice belt.
6) Orange is NOT a good look.
7) Bullshitter.
8) I love you.
9) I lied. That top does make you look fat.
10) I don't even LIKE basketball.

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March 10, 2011 3:33pm UTC

Spongebob: Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments! Right Squidward?
Squidward: *Gulp*
❤

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February 21, 2011 8:57am UTC

It's hard being in love with someone that you really, really shouldn’t be… <3

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February 20, 2011 11:01am UTC

I <3 cheese :)

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February 19, 2011 3:42pm UTC

I have the body of a God.....
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Unfortunately, that God is Bhuda :)

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