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KawaiiBaii
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April 13, 2011 9:20pm UTC

Single.
Taken.
☑Cupcakin'.
not mine .

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cheerleaderxx29
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April 10, 2011 9:57am UTC

"You will be Squishy and you will be mine, and you will be my Squishy♥"
Dori Finding Nemo. Dori Finding Nemo.

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likewhoa721
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April 10, 2011 10:09am UTC

That Depressing Moment
W H E N Y O U D O T H E S T A T E F A R M J I N G L E, A N D N O T H I N G H A P P E N S.

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wall_flower_speaks_out33
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March 27, 2011 3:08pm UTC

Hilarious, totally worth reading:
Little Mary went to Catholic School and kept falling asleep in class, but the obnoxious boy behind her, Johnny would poke her with a safety pin to keep her awake.
Sister Martha asked, "Who created the Earth?" Johnny poked her with the pin and she snapped up and yelled, "God almighty!!" Sister Martha smiled, "Very good, Mary."
Sister Martha then asked, "Who is our Savior and the only Son of God?" Johnny once again jabbed her with the pin, making her wake up and scream, "Jesus Christ!!" Sister Martha beamed, "Correct, Mary."
Sister Martha then asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to their 26th child?" Johnny stuck her with the pin and she screamed, "I swear to God if you stick that in me one more time I'll break it off!"
Sister Martha fainted.

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dancechik1114
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March 27, 2011 3:15pm UTC

Brother: Are you and albino black lady?
Me: What the in the world are you talking about?
Brother: *Laughing* I don't know I just wanted to say that.
Me and my Brother:*Laughing*
Dad: *Yelling* Stop fighting.
Me and my Brother:*Cracking up*
I'm not raisist. I'm sorry if I offended you.

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memories_forever
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March 27, 2011 3:31pm UTC

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xolovenyouxo
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 3:42pm UTC

ANYONE&EVERYONE
could fall in love
who ever made a law saying you had to be a
certain age..?

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lLoveTheWayYouLie
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 3:54pm UTC

I tried sniffing coke once,
but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose :/
♥
notmyformatandsawitsomewhere

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mistory
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 4:02pm UTC

The
'' like''
language

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xoemilyox90
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March 27, 2011 4:02pm UTC

That really akward moment when a guy hits your boob by accident

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Nejin_Karen
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March 27, 2011 4:05pm UTC

You call me a b*tch?
Well,a b*tch
is a dog,dogs bark,bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful,
So yeah,
thanks for
the compliment.

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BieberLvr0215
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March 27, 2011 4:13pm UTC

Are you crying?
no, im peeing from my eyes!
♥
notmyformatandsawitsomewhere

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Violet3oh3
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Does anyone absolutely
HATE when
Your mechanical pencil tip breaks to a small piece so you can't write with it and it just slides up into the pencil?
cuz i do♥

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Chrissikatelyn411
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March 27, 2011 4:36pm UTC

& then she was like...
& then i was like...
& then i was like no!
& then she was like yes!
...... arent these the best stories?

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LoveByWhisper
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March 27, 2011 4:42pm UTC

Hey Mr. Mailman due your duty.
Here comes a lady with an African Booty. ♥
She can do the pom-pom, she can do the twist.
She can even blow a kiss.
K-I-S-S.

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mylifeissoccer11
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March 27, 2011 4:49pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When your getting your nails done and you have an itch.

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soccerplayerrr21
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March 27, 2011 4:49pm UTC

That awkward time of year when you don't know whether to wear uggs or flip-flops. ♥

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