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peacegirl88
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 11:25pm UTC

*me on computer*
Me- It is only 9.................
Me- Just a few more minutes............
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Me- I wonder what time it is....
Clock- 10:22
Me-........
Me- Well okay then.................
True Story

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 9:53am UTC

Le parents and I at dinner....
Mom- *comes back to table with a bowl of caremel-
Me- Is that caremel? O.o
Mom- Ya
Me- Isn't there a rule.......
Mom- *starts eating caremel with spoon*
Mom- There was no sign
Me- Probely because most people don't just go around eating bowls of ca
Dad- *sits down*
Dad- Is that a bowl of
Mom- THERE WAS NO SIGN!!!!!!!
True story.
ya my mom is weird

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 8:16am UTC

I just tried to make my cereal in a coffee
cup.............
Some days, I just don't know.....

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellar!!
Stranger: heeeeey
You: How are you
You: ??
Stranger: im ok you
You: good
You: m or f
Stranger: thats good f you
You: F
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Well your nice......

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 8:20pm UTC

My bestfriend showed me
Llamas With Hats.
I laughed so hard
everytime he said
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarl.
<3

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:28pm UTC

wittyprofiles.com
Every time.....
MQ/MF

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 12:07pm UTC

*At school, getting in locker*
Me: -thinking about my crush and all the people I don't like*
Me: -Can someone here read minds?????-
Me: <(O.O)>
Me: <(O. O<)
Me:(>O .O)>
Me: -That could work......-
Me: -I THROUGH A WISH IN THE WELL, DONT ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL, I LOOKED TO YOU AS IT FELL, AND NOW YOUR IN MY WAY! I SOLD MY SOUL FOR A WISH, PENNIES AND DIMES FOR A KISS, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR THIS AND NOW YOUR IN MY WAY! YOUR STARE WAS HOLDIN, RIPED JEANS, SKIN WAS SHOWIN, HOT NIGHT WIND WAS BLOWIN, HEY WERE YA THINK YOUR GOING BABY! HEY, I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERES MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE??!!!???!
Me: -That'll keep 'em out-
True Story,
It'll not only keep them out but get an anoying song in their head.

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:42pm UTC

In A Parrellel Universe......
We think monkeys evolved from us.

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:40pm UTC

In A Parrellel Universe.....
Groceries go to the store to buy us.

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC

In A Parrelle Universe........
Cats keep humans as pets and dogs are thier anoying neibors,
that always want to play.
Series?

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:50pm UTC

When I was 6....
Most Girls: I want A pony!
Me: Ewww. I want a frog!
Most Girls: o.O
MQ

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 10:57pm UTC

If you look through the photos of me when I was little, you find a billion of me with the easter bunny.
But not a single picture with Santa.
Aparently, every time I saw 'Santa' I fliped out because he scared me.
I trust little me's judgement...
Think about it....
He is just SOOOO scary..
And I perfer my holidays with animals rather than creepy old guys with fluffy beards...
Your Thoughts??

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 8:03am UTC

*Me geting ready for school*
Me: i have time for a short stop on witty.
Me: *Logs in*
Me: I have 23 notifications.....
Me: I HAVE 23 NOTIFICATIONS!!!!!
Grandama: What?
Me:*Starts laughing and crying at the same time*
Grandma: O.o

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Me: i have nothing to do...
Me: p. Sherman 42 wallaby way, syndey.
Me:....
Me:.......
Me: O.O
Me: I wonder.....
Me: TO GOOGLE MAPS!!!!!!
Me: *types in P sherman, 42, wallaby way, syndey, austarila*
Google Maps: unable to find this address, would you like to try again?
Me: But.. But...
Me: *starts crying*
Dad: what are you doing?
Me: It's not, not real...
Dad:O.o

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 2:31pm UTC

I am traped under 3 large cats. I have to pee and the laptop is dying.
Not Fun.

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Back to School in 2 Days....
The Plan:
Listen to as much music as possible,
Sing super loud,
Pet a cat or four,
Paint my nails perfectly,
And basicly just do nothing.

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 11:04am UTC

Yes,
I'm 13,
Yes,
I just walked through Wal-Mart singing the Scooby
Theme.
Your Point?
mq

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:32pm UTC

*Me Going on Witty*
Me: Holly Fudgeamoley! Why is Witty Blue!?
Mom: Maybe that guy is just sad.
Me: -.-
Mom: What?
Me: You Mean Steve?
Mom: Yes.....
Me: Why would he be sad?
Mom: I don't know..
Mom: You should ask him.
So on the wish of my mom,
Are you sad Steve?

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Me Getting Lunch
Stomach: Grrrrrrrr'
Me: No! Witty!
Stomach: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRaw
Me: Fine...
Me: *Goes to kitchen and squats in front of open fridge for 10 minutes*
Me: when did it get so empty....
Me: *sees Jelly*
Me: O.O
Me: peanut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly time!
Me: *gets stuff to make a sandwitch*
Me: *looks for bread*
Me: Poopy
Me: *sees soft taco shells*
Me: That could work....
Me: YOLO
Me: When do theese expire....
Me: only two days ago.....
Me: *makes peanut butter jelly taco*
Me: *Takes bite*
Me: this is interesting....
Me: *Takes 5 more bites*
Me: I am starting to regret this......
True story

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 5:37pm UTC

*Me On Witty When My Mom Walks*
Mom: what ya doin
Me talking to a new friend on witty
Mom who is it? do you know them? -.-
Me they are a person.... on witty..
Mom i dont like that what is they are a creepy 40 year old -.-
Me by that logic i could be a creepy 40 year old o.o
I am not though.
true story

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