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  1. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 11:39pm UTC
    My heart beats 100,000 times a day; all 100,000 times, it beats for
    you♥
    you have to use firefox to see this(:

  2. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 9:21am UTC
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  3. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    MLIA #23:
    Today my little brother informed me that he knew where babies came from. I was a bit nervous until he said that when the mommy gets really fat she unscrews her belly button and the baby comes out. I don't think i'll correct him.
    MLIA.

  4. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2010 3:44pm UTC
    Justin Bieber
    ---> was born on a leap day <---
    *so he should only be*
    f o u r.
    no wonder his voice seems so high pitched.
    i love Justin Bieber,
    i just thought this was funny
    &&came up with it once i found out what his birthday was.
    comment.fav.follow?
    click the heart?

  5. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2010 10:17am UTC
    // Welcome To Fakesville! \\
    _______________________________
    Population: *Your Girlfriend.*

  6. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    // Welcome To Slutsville! \\
    _______________________________
    Population: *Your Girlfriend.*

  7. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    MLIA #23:
    Today, I was making milkshakes in the yard with my friend because I got a milkshake machine. The next thing I knew my very good looking neighbours jumped over the fence and asked if they could make some too. I guess my milkshakes really do bring the boys to the yard.
    MLIA.
    Spacing is screwed up. can't get it right; ):
    Click the heart anyway?

  8. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 6:27pm UTC
    Right Now My Mom Thinks Im Doing Homework;
    Now I Know Im Not The Only One.
    Comment.Favorite.Follow.
    All Mine As Far As I Know.

  9. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
    He Was #1
    Gotta Love Spongebob(:
    click the heart!(: comment.fav.follow.

  10. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 1:39pm UTC
    We clap at the end of a talk because it's d o n e;
    _________________________________________________
    // Not because we liked it. \\

  11. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    // I don't care \\ if the spiders not h u r t i n g anyone.
    ________________________________________
    I want it dead.

  12. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 11:49am UTC
    40 Ways To Make The Pizza Guy Feel Nervous:
    1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
    2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
    3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
    4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
    5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
    6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
    7. Answer his questions with other questions.
    8. Spell the ingredients.
    9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”
    10. Ask him if they have pizza.
    11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.
    12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
    13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
    14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
    15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.
    16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
    17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
    18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
    19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
    20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
    21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
    22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
    23. Ask if you could see the menu.
    24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
    25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
    26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
    27. Ask only for one slice.
    28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
    29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
    30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
    31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
    32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
    33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
    34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.
    35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
    36. Breath loudly.
    37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
    38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.
    39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”
    40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them

  13. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 11:44am UTC
    Don't You Hate It When 12;
    When you wake up in the morning and you don't feel like P-Diddy?

  14. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    Olympics 2010;
    Earlier today while training on the Olympic Luge Track, Nodar Kumaritashvili went off the track, and lost his life when he crashed into a poll outside of the running track. His dream was to participate in the Olympics Games, he trained hard and to come this close to his dream coming true is just devastating to the Georgia Olympic Team. Please take a little time out of your day to pray for the Georgian Team.
    It's the least we can do.
    R.I.P.
    Nodar Kumaritashvili ♥
    im not trying to get favs this is in memory of Nodra Kumaritashvili. please read. i know its long. please, pray for the Georgian team. the spacing is messed up as usual though.

  15. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    its like catching lighting
    the chances of finding someone like you♥
    its one in a million the chances of finding someone like you♥
    -can i have this dance
    HSM3

  16. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2010 10:37pm UTC
    & every night i wait for you to get on aim♥
    and when you finally sign on;
    i can't find enough courage to even talk to you.

  17. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2010 10:20am UTC
    MLIA #22:
    Today, I saw a facebook page titled "No one would have cared if Kanye interrupted Miley
    Cyrus." That's true, but Miley Cyrus would never win an award.
    MLIA.

  18. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
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    February 1, 2010 2:14pm UTC
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  19. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 1:04pm UTC
    & Am I The Only One;
    That Doesn't Want To Fall Asleep In Class Because There Afraid Of What They'll Do When They're Asleep?

  20. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 5:06pm UTC
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