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  1. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Life would be better if you could
    "Block"
    people in real life

    nmf

  2. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    I'm at the supermarket. Do you need something?
    Can you buy me some condoms dad?
    Sure, do you need S or XS?
    ...

  3. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    I remember
    Watching Zoey 101 & telling myself that i would go to a school like "Pacific Coast Academy" when i'm a high schooler... didn't happen

  4. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    I'm hungry!
    Hi Hungry, nice to meet you. I'm Dad.
    DAD! I'm serious!
    I thought your name was hungry?
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
    No, I'm Dad...

  5. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    "Your so ugly!"
    "You haven't seen my face. I hope you're not referring to the reflection you see on your phone!"

  6. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    buildings forts
    admit it you miss it

  7. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:44pm UTC
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  8. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    Dude you left your phone at my house.
    Hello?
    Jack?
    WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?
    Oh wait.

  9. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Hey sexy (:
    Umm this is Anna. I'm pretty sure that was meant for Kellie. You know, Kellie, your girlfiend?
    Nope it was meant for you ;)
    Well that changes things, doesn't it? Aha
    Hehe I won't tell if you don't :)
    I don't have to tell. Kellie is reading this over my shoulder

  10. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Hey hun what does this mean??? ( . )( . )
    In what context
    I'm in love with your ( . )( . )
    Ehehe. Eyes mom. Dad loves your eyes.
    Aww thats cute. Thank you =)
    Be sure to tell him you enjoy his 8===D Smile

  11. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    I've always wanted to say
    THIS IS SPARTA!
    Them kick some random person off a cliff.

  12. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    if aliens attack
    we should all start singing Rebecca Black's "Friday" full blast. They'll go right back where they came from.♥

  13. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 12:17am UTC
    If only the hair on your legs
    could grow as slow.
    as the hair on your head
    ♥♥♥

  14. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    Never apoligize
    for saying what you feel,
    it's like apoligizing for being real

  15. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for hoes that look like they belong in the zoo.

  16. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 11:17pm UTC
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  17. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS
    WILL I READ THE TERms and conditions but, i will always accept
    ♥♥♥

  18. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    Rebecca Black
    actually won an award
    Where's Kanye when you need him? ♥
    not my format

  19. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Putting a ball under your shirt
    To make you look pregnant

  20. peace902 peace902
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    go on and try to tear me down, i WILL BE RISING FROM THE GROUND, LIKE A
    sKYSCRAPER
    nmf

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