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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    When I watch cute romance movies
    I'm not crying because of the happy ending, I'm crying because no one will ever love me.

  2. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    "i'm so gay i can't even drive straight"
    best bumper sticker i've ever seen

  3. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:17am UTC
    When there is an awkward silence going on with my friends i'm like:
    fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/097/3/a/bounce_up_and_down_anim_by_griffsnuff-d4vclcg.swf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Faith
    Britt
    Candy
    Cotty
    Fave if you know what movie they're from.

  6. whiteboy007 whiteboy007
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Girl: omg he broke up with me im gonna kill myself!
    Guy:she broke with me. okay... NEXT!

  7. Original_Teen Original_Teen
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    ''Your friend is hot.''
    story of my life.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    family sized bag of chips more like just my bag of chips


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. SweetlyBeautiful SweetlyBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    KLI AND CHRISTOFER DREW!!!!!!!!!!

  12. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Have you ever
    met someone
    and you were just like immediately attracted to them
    not even in a sexual way
    there was just something about them that you were drawn to
    and you really wanted to tell them
    and get to know them better
    but you knew they wouldn’t feel the same way
    so you just obsessed over them from afar.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier why can't I?

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    people: you're so quiet, like you don't talk
    me: I talk, just not to you

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