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  1. LocalRapper LocalRapper
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 9:25pm UTC

    Keep Calm
    Cause
    Yolo

  2. overuseILOVEU overuseILOVEU
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 11:03am UTC
    "THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY!"
    said no one.
    ever.

  3. kateexox13 kateexox13
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    (sitting at dinner with my family)
    Dad: I am so cool.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: Ok..
    Dad:
    Me:
    (my phone buzzes, text from dad)
    Message from dad: Your dad is so cool.

  4. hanna1995 hanna1995
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Kristen Stewart: Rob, I have to tell you something... I've been sleeping with the director...
    Robert Pattison: Yeah...I know...
    Kristen Stewart: WHAT?!?
    Robert Pattison: Well, it's not like you got the job because of your acting abilities

  5. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Me & My Gang
    (-_(-_(-_(*-_-)_-)_-) (>^_^)> }!{
    ...dammit steve quit chasing that butterfly and get back here!
    nmq

  6. SingYourFeelings SingYourFeelings
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Kid: i have to go to the bathroom
    Teacher: no
    Kid: but... its... an emergency...
    Teacher: no, this is an important lesson
    Kid: IM ON MY PERIOD
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher: you're a boy...

  7. paolagomezc1 paolagomezc1
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Facebook stalking my crush:
    "Let's check out his pictures once again."
    "Aww he is so cute! ^^"
    "God he looks sexy here!"
    "Look at his lips and eyes and hair. <3"
    "Somebody liked his picture, I wonder who."
    "Who the heck is this beeetch looking and liking my mans pictures?!"

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:55am UTC
    A drop in the ocean,
    a change in the weather I was hoping that you&me,
    might end up together. But it's like wishing for rain,
    as I stand in the desert. But I'm holding you closer
    than most because you are my heaven.
    Ron Pope - A drop in the ocean.

  9. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    10ReasonsGayMarriageIsWrong.
    1. Being gay is not natural. Real Ameicans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditining.
    2.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
    3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their dogs because they have a legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
    4.Straight marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
    5.Straight marriage will be less beaningful if gay marriage we allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour-just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
    6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and elderly people should not be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and we need more children.
    7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
    8.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
    9. Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
    10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spaans.

  10. Kiah Papaya* Kiah Papaya*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    KindOfEmbarrasingFact#1
    When I was little...
    I had a crush on Danny Phantom:/

    #Don'tJudge

  11. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
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  12. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    ♬ ♪ ♩ ♫
    I can’t seem to play the right chord;
    but, baby, it’s a love song I wrote for you
    ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬

  13. UnderTheInfluence_ UnderTheInfluence_
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    The quote below this will describe you. Comment what you get.
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Beautiful.

  14. McKenziej13 McKenziej13
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    If you give a girl a marker, she will draw a heart ♥
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.0 ju1

  15. Isthatnikki Isthatnikki
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I'm sorry sometimes
    I get a little jealous, that someone else
    could make you happier than I could.
    I guess its my insecurities acting up.
    Because I know I'm not the prettiest,
    smartest, or most fun and exciting girl,
    But I do know no matter how long or hard you look
    You'll never find someone that loves you like I do.

  16. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:03am UTC
    WANTED:
    A country boy with small town morals. Handsome and sweet. Wears cowboy boots and good-smelling cologne. Likes driving fast and kissing slow. Treats a girl nice and has respect. Knows the difference in right and wrong. A boy who will never use me and will always treat me right. A boy who will cuddle and sleep in with me. Who will kiss me goodnight and kiss me good morning. He doesn't have to be there all the time... just sometimes. He can be crazy, cause I'm kinda crazy too. He doesn't have to be perfect, just perfect for me.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  17. aosias23 aosias23
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
    Hi im a sexy cat.
    format by the_An0nym0usXD


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. paolagomezc1 paolagomezc1
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    ATTENTION!
    WE HAVE A CREEP IN OUR COMMUNITY!
    WARN EVERYONE AND REPORT HIM PLEASE:
    AdamVanCool

  20. MarissaLeann44 MarissaLeann44
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I miss when you where on my side.

:)

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