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pancakes_rulezz

Status: I am loving selena gomez right now! Round and ROund ♥

Member Since: 1 Sep 2012 08:05pm

Last Seen: 5 Sep 2012 06:55pm

Location: Your Closet.

Gender: F

user id: 328810

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Happy Labor Day! xoxo!! ♥♥
Im very excited to be back on witty! P.S ALL HAIL STEVE! ♥

pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Y did I follow my self?

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pancakes_rulezz
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September 4, 2012 6:12pm UTC

NO PEN? NO STUDY. NO STUDY? FAIL. FAIL? BAD GRADES. BAD GRADES? DONT GO TO COLLAGE. DONT GO TO COLLAGE? DROP OUT. DROP OUT? BAD JOB. BAD JOB? NO MONEY. NO MONEY? NO HOME. NO HOME? HOMLESS. HOMLESS? NO LOVE. NO LOVE? LONLINESS. LONLINESS? STARVISTION. STARVISTION? SICKNESS. SICKNESS? DEATH.
next time.. ask for a pen! No pen can lead to death!

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Rain Rain Go Away Please Come Backe Another Day...
In reality you mean:
Rain Rain Go Away Please Come Back.. Like ... NEVER!

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:51am UTC

SAYING SWAG MEANS UR SECRETLY GAY PEOPLE! DONT ACT THAT COOL.

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pancakes_rulezz
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September 4, 2012 8:49am UTC

Any one else?
* finds my sis candy *
Me: Mom... im going outside.
Mom: Mkay. Be in for dinner.
Me: * Evil laugh *
Mom: u amuse me.
Me: k
* Walks out side *
* Gobbles candy down. *
* Walks in *
Mom: Ur already in?
Me: Uhhmm.. uh there was a uhmm uhmm scary.. uhmm GIANT GOOSE.
Mom: Giant goose?
Me: * Dies of laughter. *

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Me: Does Taco Bell deliver?
Grandpa:....
Me: DO THEY!?
Sister: Yes.
Me: They do?
Sister: * face palm* YES!!
Me: ?? Really
Sister: Yes.
Grandpa: What?
Me: ...
Sister: They do.
Grandpa: I don't understand.
Sister: YES THEY DO!
Me: Haha I was tricking you sis!
Sister: * Face palm*
Sister: I was being sarcastic.
Me: WOAH
Obama: epic.

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Showing my sister about witty,
Me: So you make a profile like you do on twitter and facebook.
Her: So, were is the webcam to take one?
Me: *Face palm*
Her: SO?
Me: YOU JUST UP LOAD A PITCTURE STUPID.
Her: And Im asking, WERES THE WEBCAM!
Me:
Her:
Dog:
Derp:
Rihanna:
Gramma:
Elmo: UP UR BUT!
Me: haha nice one elmo
Dog: Woof.
Format: By: pancakes_rulezz

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 7:36pm UTC

"Now I Know.. you put your underwear on first!" Spongebob

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Directioner Quotes No.# 2
Liam: ZAYN HAS THE PHONE!
Niall: NO who has it is harry-
Liam: POTTER? OMG IS HE HERE?
Niall: HARRY STYLEZ YOU IDIOT.
Louis:No
Harry: o.o WHAT IS HAPPENING
Louis: DUDES!
Liam: WHAT!
Niall: ....
Zayn: * Stands up * HAHAHA I HAVE THE PHONE YOU IDIOTS!

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Directioner Quote No.# 1.
Is it just me or is Louis just hot
in stripes?

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Zayn: VAS HAPPENING
Liam: Ahahaha
Harry: 0v0 what the heck guys.
Niall: OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS
Louis: Grow up. ♥
Agian... handsom Louis, responsible one..

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC

DERP!

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pancakes_rulezz
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September 3, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Theres no I in Us.

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Dear Grandma,
you have passed.. and have been gone for a couple weeks.. still I cry for you. I need you to stay safe in heaven. Just don't lose your personality. I miss you :'( Love you lots.
From,
Grand Kids
of you. ♥

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 1:08pm UTC

If you should know, no one has to suffer the guilt from not being you... so what if you were meeting a new boy? Or ganing up with friends at the mall.. would you be you? Or not? Fave if you have sufferd the guilt.

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 11:11am UTC

JLO said to usher, " Get on the floor" So usher usher put to much ush on the floor and Bruno Mars through a grenade and Katy Perry made a firework so lil' wayne said " LOLIPoPS!" and taylour swift said " Were?" she ran so swift that JB said Baby baby baby OH! and selena went to the park and was on the mirigorand and she was spining round and round which made her dizzy so jennifer lawrence came and said. " DARN YOU PEETA!" lol
Lol
lol
idk

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 10:41am UTC

Me: OMG MOM GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!
Mom: what.
Me: MY COMPUTER IS STUCK ON CAPS!
Mom:
Me: :(
Mom:
Me: :(
Todd Akin:
Zebra:
Doctor Oz:
Judge Judy: Press cap locks.
Me: why you no caps any more? :(

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:43pm UTC

its not always rainbows and butterflies.. its comprimise.

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:38pm UTC

Just looking through top comments.♥

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pancakes_rulezz
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 11:29pm UTC

Is saying, NO, ALL YOUR GOOD FOR?

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