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yourbiggestfanxo
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December 21, 2010 8:03pm UTC

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EsmerLovesU
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December 21, 2010 8:15pm UTC

Today; i found out that if you laugh for 24 hours straight , you'll get a six pack . i now have a new mission in life. : )

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fairytaleending
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December 21, 2010 8:19pm UTC

When you were little...
Looking out the car window and thinking the moon was following you
♥

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sarahthecow
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December 22, 2010 10:31am UTC

''explain your answer.''
kill me now.

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laklak9614
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December 21, 2010 8:14pm UTC

SLINKY+
ESCALATOR=
ENDLESS FUN
NOT MINE.

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NicoleLovesYou
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December 22, 2010 6:38am UTC

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 10:20pm UTC

The other day;
On the wall in the bathroom
i saw written" Here
I sit broken-hearted,
aimed to crap but only farted"
If I weren't sitting on a toilet
i would have easily
Peed my pants(;

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erlele6969
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December 21, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Sooo, your 10, you have a
laptop, ipod and a cell phone,
when i was 10, i had an
easybake oven and playdough

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volleeballchik13
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December 21, 2010 10:02pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
you call someone by the wrong name. ;b

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emilyx13x
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December 21, 2010 8:20pm UTC

that awkard moment
when you ment to send some a (:
but you axadently send them a (;
and the whole conversation suddenly gets sexual
~favorite if this has happened to you

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LOVEloveLOve97
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December 21, 2010 9:58pm UTC

I keep a Twix bar
in my purse in
case things ever
get awkward.

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tobeloved
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December 21, 2010 10:34pm UTC

I read a story that said, "Today I walked by the cleaners, their sign read "Drop your pants here!!" I almost crashed my car because I was laughing so hard. MLIA" I'm trying to find out how they crashed their car if they were walking.
MLIA.

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erlele6969
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December 21, 2010 11:32pm UTC

about to tip over in your chair,
& then going all ninja
♥

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nkbasketball5
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December 21, 2010 11:38pm UTC

Laying down texting, then
BOOM
your phone jumps out
of your hand
and hits your face!
[[ ♥ ]]
not mine.

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 8:10pm UTC

Dear Tigger
Please consider decaf.
Sincerely, Eeyore

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xosoccerchicxo
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December 21, 2010 9:21pm UTC

Sorry I keep calling you. My phone is voice activated and I'm at the mall with Santa so whenever he says Ho Ho Ho, it dials your number

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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azia_XD_pumpkin
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December 22, 2010 10:06am UTC

(Mom is pregnant)
Son: What's in your tummy?
Mom: It's a baby! Your little sister!
Son: Do you love her?
Mom: Yes, very much.
Son: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER?!

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Mojoxx
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December 22, 2010 7:07am UTC

Why did Chris Brown attack Rihanna?...
They got in the car and Chris wanted to pull over
and "Take her down" but Rihanna
said "Shutup and drive".
He got tight because he didn't get in "Forever"
so he tried to switch off the radio
but she grabbed his hand
and said "pleasedon't stop the music".
Chris tried to act all "supahuman"
and pushed her away
so Rihanna picked up an "Umbrella"
and tried to hit him but he said "Gimmi that".
She said you're "Unfaithful"
so he said "Yo excuse memiss"
and tried to choke her so she had "No air"
and she had to go to "Rehab"
because he slapped her from "Wall to Wall".
As a resultshe is now suffering from "Disturbia"
and forgot her memory
hence her new song, "What's my name".

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