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pacothehamster

1. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:42am UTC
   *a mother,picking up condoms for her husband when son says*
   "Mommy,why do you buy balloons for daddy but you never buy any for me? ;)
   
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2. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:36am UTC
   *me looking for food to eat*
   *checks fridge*
   *checks pantry*
   me:still nothing :/
   *lower standards and repeat*
   only one? ;)
   
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3. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:08am UTC
   If you remove a pin from a grenade is it possible to put it back in to stop the process?
   NEED A QUICK ANSWER!
   
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4. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:06am UTC
   Yea im a bad influence...
   But damn I'm funny!
   ;D
   
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5. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   Can someone help?
   ok, so thereis this girl in my grade that i rlly like, i began to like her at this party my best friend threw, and she is awesome. we had soo much fun at the party, then all of a sudden, she wouldnt talk to me for like a week, then we started to talk again and it seemed everything was fine, but now, she kind of hesitates to talk to me... any help to be given?
   
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6. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   Just cuz you aren't paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you
   0.o
   
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7. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 8:45am UTC
   If girls like boys who are honest,
   why would they think you only like them for their looks
   when you tell them that that they are beautiful?
   
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8. pacothehamster
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 8:06am UTC
   Me: I'll tell you when you are older
   Friend: I'm 11 days older, now tell me!
   
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