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  1. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    .
    Every time I see you....
    My heart melts

  2. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!
    Not mine! This is true. So just listen to it boys.

  3. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    What every kiss means
    kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
    kiss on the ear; your my everything.
    kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
    kiss on the hand; i adore you.
    kiss on the neck; we belong together.
    kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
    kiss on the lips; i like you.
    What the gesture means...
    holding hands; We definitely like each other.
    slap on the butt; that's mine.
    holding on tight; i don't want to let go.
    looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you.
    playing with hair; tell me you love me.
    arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go.
    laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you.
    Advice;
    don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    if you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in love.
    Requirements; post this again after reading or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are missing will surprise you

  4. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:01pm UTC
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  5. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    You are the
    one for me.
    <3

  6. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    April fools day falls on a Friday.
    No need to pull a prank,
    Rebecca Black's singing career is enough of a ...
    joke.

  7. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    *I walk into the classroom with a jacket on*
    teacher: take that jacket off NOW!! they are against school rules
    me: OMG, I am so sorry! Is anyone hurt? no? ok....I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket....off of my torso....and slowly freeze to death.....
    me:but miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
    teacher: because it's cold an-
    me:EVERYONE GET DOWN! SHE'S GOT A JACKET!
    *class gets down and screams in fear*
    press the <3 if your school has gay rulles ;)

  8. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 7:18pm UTC
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  9. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 8:24pm UTC
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  10. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    It's all those
    times you said
    we'd be
    forever you
    secretly said
    ...
    "never"

  11. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Broken
    hearted here
    I sit because
    of all your
    bullshit.
    </3

  12. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    Don't you
    just love
    love?

  13. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    LIFE.
    Nobody
    gets out alive.

  14. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    What does it mean when a boy says he would date you but he dosn't wanna date anyone at the moment?
    W h y a r e b o y s s o c o n f u s i n g?

  15. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    3 OUT OF 2 PEOPLE
    -------have-------
    TROUBLE
    ------with-------
    FRACTIONS

  16. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    I'M IN
    SHAPE
    ROUND IS A SHAPE.

  17. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    your LOVE
    ROCKS MY WORLD
    UPSIDE DOWN.

  18. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    EVERYTHING
    Is beautiful
    BUT
    beautiful
    ISN'T
    EVERYTHING

  19. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    I don't know how i lived
    before i met you.

  20. osxoxo osxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    The worst thing about
    being lied to is knowing
    that you weren't worth
    the truth..................

:)

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