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1. idance
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
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   regular marriage and gay marriage
   are like bikini tops and bras,
   the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
   
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2. KGBBABE
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
   I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
   SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.
   
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3. codaa024
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 5:15pm UTC
   I used to believe 'Forever' had no ending.
   Then I realized, theres an 'r.'
   Forever, does have an ending.
   
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4. codaa024
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 10:04pm UTC
   That sexy moment when a guy has
   his liip peirced and bites it.
   and im all like..asjdsfhjdsnfaser.
   nmf.
   
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5. staceee_xo
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   My lips are the gun.
   My smile is the trigger.
   My kisses are the bullets.
   Lable me a killer.
   
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6. andiwillalwaysloveyou
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   Dear boys who think girls are so hard to impress,
   puppies.
   sincerely, problem solved
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points
7. HelloKitty_says_Hello
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 10:56pm UTC
   God Made YOU
   then he made ME
   then he whispered MEANT TO BE
   
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8. nevercutyourbeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2011 3:28pm UTC
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9. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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