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  1. saywasaywa250 saywasaywa250
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 10:09am UTC
    I'll Be The Question
    If You Be The Answer
    ----------♥♥----------

  2. sincerelyjessxo sincerelyjessxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 1:21am UTC
    Someday I want to be your
    everything ♥

  3. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  4. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  5. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  6. RainbowEyes25 RainbowEyes25
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    The problem with being in love
    Is that just because you fall
    It doesn't mean the other person does..
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  7. tylerstarr12 tylerstarr12
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 12:50am UTC
    Heres to the future,
    cause 'I'm done with the past.

  8. musicismylife606 musicismylife606
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    I say this every night... All I want for Christmas is "HIM!" So are you going to listen and make him mine, or are you going to ignore me again and again?!?!
    Sincerely,
    Depressed, very emotional teenage girl
    </3

  9. hopeluvsjoy hopeluvsjoy
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 3:50pm UTC
    Do you ever
    Wonder
    If your on his mind
    As much as he's on yours?
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  10. XxForeverInLovexX XxForeverInLovexX
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 8:04pm UTC
    First “Dynamite”, then “Firework” then “Grenade”. What’s next, “Nuclear Bomb”?

  11. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 5:13pm UTC
    Those days where everything goes absolutely perfect ♥

  12. annawashere annawashere
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    hello;;;
    &welcome to my heart.
    please treat it
    like it's your xbox.

  13. JazzieXMiley JazzieXMiley
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. erlele6969 erlele6969
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 5:34pm UTC
    Protect
    her.
    Fight for
    her.
    Kiss
    her.
    Love
    her.
    Hold
    her.
    Laugh with
    her.
    But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to
    catch
    her.

  15. ketgirl123 ketgirl123
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 9:35pm UTC
    I wanna tell you
    that i love you.
    but the only thing stopping me
    is you.
    not my format.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. XOandrianaOX XOandrianaOX
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 11:02pm UTC
    &I was wrong ;
    I wasn't in love with you.
    I was in love with the thought of you.
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    not my format

  18. jkillah jkillah
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 2:54am UTC
    your smile the way you laugh your big bear hug YOUR HAIR every little sideways smiley face :) your charm the way you say I LOVE YOU the way you make me laugh your third grade jokes more than you can see THE SACRIFICES &YOUR UNQUESTIONABLE LOVE your childish grin when you've done something wrong thewayyoutalk the way you love the little things highlight


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    I'm done trying.
    If you want me in your life, let me know.

:)

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