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Status: telling someone something then it changes...

Member Since: 5 Aug 2012 11:16pm

Last Seen: 3 Mar 2013 07:18pm

user id: 323034

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Hi, I'm a sixteen year old male with issues. I can talk to people and they can talk to me...I won't bite! unless you bite me...
  1. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    THE MAN ON
    THE MOON!
    REAL OR NOT?

  2. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Chapter 1
    The Awakening
    by: OOHFUN (A Man)
    I had been in this really bad accident a couple days ago, or weeks, I wish I could remember. I fell down my stairs and broke a couple bones and fell into acoma. I can't remember why I had fallen, and anything else that happened a couple days before I had fallen. But as I looked out my window It slowly came back to me...
    I was laying, unmovable, in a hospital bed with my window open blowing a comforting breeze. As I attempted moving, I realized that both of my legs were broken and there was a jolt of pain-like millions of needles churning and turning deep inside my skin. I felt the needles mostly on my legs, and none were felt in my head. I was praying that I could move my arms, and I could. I tried sitting up, but just couldn't. I started to look around at my surroundings and noticed pictures hung with care around the walls and the ceiling of my room. I didn't recognize anyone within them, which really disappointed me. As hard as it was to move, was as hard as it was to find answers.
    Disappointed in what had happened, I cried, each tear falling slowly down my face. I gently wiped each one on my pillow slowly, so I wouldn't disturb the rest of my body. My pillow soon became soaked with tears, then there was no more. I fell into a deep rest that night, waking up to find something unbelievable...

  3. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Haha! I never wrote a story for this account.. Well I have too much right now and stuff happened. HEHE!

  4. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:24am UTC
    I like Llamas!!!!
    (Don't Judge)

  5. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    That awkward bump u get on your pants when u sit down...

  6. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    What?
    What did you say?
    I couldn't hear you over your annoyingness.

  7. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    busy...lots of people wanna talk to u.
    bored...noo onewants to talk

  8. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:50am UTC
    The "HAHA"
    by: Carl Walkinstein
    Chapter 1
    One evening on my way home from the bar,
    I saw an exceptional young woman. She was perfect for
    me. She had dark hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a
    pink dress, my favorite!
    I followed her home, (like a stalker), and
    stopped her right before she went in...
    "Hey."
    "Hey?" she replied, still tipsy
    "Do you wanna come over? I have stuff for you to drink."
    "Sure, whatever, what else do I have to lose?"
    I walked her to my house, showed her the
    drinks then got busy, started kissing her cheek slowly,
    then she turned and started me. She is mostly the one
    who started. I briskly took off my shirt and hers too.
    We were getting busy real quick.
    My "Pitched tent" started growing really quick
    too. I couldn't make it stop. Next, I took off my pants
    so it wouldn't hurt as much. I felt much better now,
    just to stick it in...
    I couldn't get it to fit...just it was too big,
    does anyone else have these issues?

  9. oohfun oohfun
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Hey anyone think I should write a story to get this acount going?

:)

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