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  1. wittyismysociallife wittyismysociallife
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 11:26am UTC
    My favourite Louis Tomlinson quote.
    'SUUUPPPPPEEEERRRRMMMMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

  2. aaron1024 aaron1024
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    When me and my Girlfriend skype I sing to her. I sing to her because she laughs and smiles like crazy. Her happiness is so important to me

  3. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    A guy with his little brother/sister is really the sexiest thing ever


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    My biggest fear is
    growing up

  6. JerseyGurrl JerseyGurrl
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    *Washing Hands*
    *sleeve starts falling down*
    NOOOO!

  7. DistractedPenguin * DistractedPenguin *
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Guy: "You're So Pretty!"
    Girl: "No i'm not!"
    Guy: "Okay, You're ugly."
    Girl: "Excuse me?"
    Should have just said thank you.
    Nmq

  8. Mouselover990 Mouselover990
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Tear stained cheeks, leaky eyes,
    the lonely girl sits and cries.
    Loud music, blasting in her ears,
    she hopes it will drown out most of her tears.
    Feeling helpless, and replaced,
    she wants nothing more than to be chased.
    Her friends left, had better things to do,
    and they didn't even have a clue.
    She was falling apart, fading to gray,
    one mess of a girl, who was drifting away

  9. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    That sexy face you pull when
    you eat something sour.

  10. flamingdaisies flamingdaisies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Trading in beaches for classrooms,
    Shorts for jeans,
    Camis for sweaters,
    Sandals for boots,
    Tanned skin for pale skin,
    Amusement parks for field trips, &
    Relaxation for drama.
    Where did summer go? ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    {YOU FLIRT WITH HER & THEN
    DISS HER. YOU IGNORE HER THEN SAY YOU MISS HER.
    YOU KISS AND THEN YOU DITCH HER. DO YOU EVEN
    want to be with her?

  13. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Times Square can't shine as bright as you;
    I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.

  14. stayybeautiful_xox stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    When You are
    (( WRITING THE STORY OF YOUR l i f e DONT LET ANYONE ELSE♥ ))
    Hol d THe Pen

  15. Thrriller Thrriller
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:02am UTC
    =
    THAT AWKWARD
    MOMENT WHEN
    YOUR Left in a room with someone you just met ._.
    format by oddtragedy

  16. y0ungw1ldfr33 y0ungw1ldfr33
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:03am UTC
    When a guy has a girlfriend,
    respect that and leave him alone.

  17. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:12am UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    feel like there's nothing left to wear after the first week of school.

  18. TurtlecalledJimmy TurtlecalledJimmy
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Me: "Mom! I can't find it." Mom: "If I go up there and find it your dead." Me: *5 seconds later* "Found it!"

  19. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 8:31am UTC
    Me: Mom, I got all A's.
    Mom:
    Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house.
    Mom:
    Me: Mom, I dont do drugs and I'm not pregnant.
    Mom:
    Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
    Me: Yes.
    Mom: You never do anything right. I do everything for you all day, and you repay me by leaving out dishes for me to clean up. You do nothing but stress me out. You are out of controll, and grounded. I cant believe you treat your own mother like this. Get out of my sight.

  20. 1DWithACarrot 1DWithACarrot
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When It Isn't Awkward

:)

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